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Jack Vettriano Welcome To My World

2009-05-15T01:14:00.000-07:00

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thought you were just happy to get paid,' said Buddy.
'Right. Right. But I'm even happier to get paid a lot.'
The guitar hummed. Buddy picked it up , and plucked a string.
Glod dropped his a bit . . . it's bound to be a bit special. I bet if we was to go back now the shop wouldn't be there. And that'd prove it. Everyone knows things bought from shops which aren't there next day are dead mysterious and items of Fate. Fate's smiling on us, could be.'
'Doing something on us,' said Cliff. 'I hope it's smiling.'
'And Mr Dibbler said he'd find us somewhere really special to play tomorrow.'
'Good,' said Buddy. 'We must play.'
'Right,' said Cliff. 'We play all right. It's our job.'knife.'That sounded like a piano!' he said.'I think it can sound like anything,' said Buddy. 'And now it knows about pianos.''Magic,' said Cliff.'Of course magic,' said Glod. 'That's what I keep saying. A strange old thing found in a dusty old shop one stormy night–’'It wasn't stormy,' said Cliff.'‑it's bound to . . . yes, all right, but it was raining

Jack Vettriano La Fille a la Moto II

2009-05-13T01:04:00.000-07:00

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simple as dat?' said Cliff.
'I trust anyone who gives me money.'
Buddy glanced at the table. He didn't know why, but he had a feeling that if something was wrong the guitar would do something ‑ play a it rattled briefly on the desktop as Satchelmouth put it down.
'Doesn't anyone know who the hells they are?' Mr Clete said, as Satchelmouth managed to grip the glass on the second try. 'Someone must know who they are!'
'Dunno about the boy,' said Satchelmouth. 'No‑one's ever seen him before. An' . . . an' . . . well, you know trolls . . . could've been anyone. . .'
'One of them was definitely the Librarian from the University,' said Herbert 'Mr Harpsichord' Shuffle, the Guild's own librarian.discord, maybe. But it just purred gently to itself.'Oh, all right. If it means I get to keep my teef, I'm all for it,' said Cliff.'OK,' said Buddy.'Great! Great! We can make beautiful music together! At least ‑you boys can, eh?'He pulled out a sheet of paper and a pencil. In Dibbler's eyes, the lion roared.Somewhere high in the Ramtops, Susan rode Binky over a cloudbank.'How could he talk like that?' she said. 'Play around with people's lives, and then talk about duty?'All the lights were on in the Musicians' Guild.A gin bottle played a tattoo on the edge of a glass. Then

Thomas Kinkade Victorian Autumn

2009-05-12T00:06:00.001-07:00

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found herself tapping her foot.
And realized that distant shadows were moving.
She ran knew when to give up.
She looked at the glass again. The boy ‑ and she used the term as girls will of young males several years older than them ‑ the boy had played a chord on the guitar or whatever it was, and history had been bent. Or had skipped, or something.
Something besides her didn't want him dead.
It was two o'clock in the morning, and raining.across the floor, the real floor, the one outside the boundaries of the carpet.The shadows looked more like mathematics wouldbe if it was solid. There were vast curves of . . . something. Pointers like clock hands, but longer than a tree, moved slowly through the air.The Death of Rats climbed on to her shoulder.'I suppose you don't know what's happening?'SQUEAK.Susan nodded. Rats, she supposed, died when they should. They didn't try to cheat, or return from the dead. There were no such things as zombie rats. Rats

Paul Gauguin Spirit of the Dead Watching

2009-05-08T02:11:00.000-07:00

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arrived,' said Imp. I won't even reach the door, he thought. I'm going to be mashed into a pullp.
'Here is some free 'Lias Bluestone,' said the troll, extending something massive with fingers on it.
'Imp y Celyn,' said Imp. 'Nothing to do with moving rocks around at allll in any way!'
A smaller, more knobbly hand was thrust at Imp from another direction. His gaze travelled up its associated arm, which was the property of the dwarf. He was small, even for a dwarf. A large bronze horn lay across his knees.
'Glod Glodsson,' said the dwarf. 'You just play the harp?'
'Anything with strings on it,' said Imp. 'But the harp is the queen of instruments, see.'
'I can blow anything,' said Glod.advice what you should know. It is free advice I am giving you gratis for nothing. In dis town, "rock" is a word for troll. A bad word for troll used by stupid humans. You call a troll a rock, you got to be prepared to spend some time looking for your head. Especially if you looks a bit elvish around de ears. Dis is free advice 'cos you are a bard and maker of music, like me.''Right! Thank you! Yes!' said Imp, awash with relief.He grabbed his harp and played a few notes. That seemed to lighten the atmosphere a bit. Everyone knew elves had never been able to play music.

Winslow Homer The Houses of Parliament

2009-05-06T01:26:00.000-07:00

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'Oozing a bit, sir.'
A shot hit the carriage wheel above Vimes' head, making it spin.
'Carrot?'
'Right through my shoulder, sir.'
Vimes eased 'I can move my hand. Hurts like . . . heck, sir. But you look worse.'
Vimes looked down.
There was blood all over his coat.
'A bit of stone must have caught me,' he said. 'I didn't even feel it!'
He tried to form a mental picture of the gonne.himself along on his elbows.'Good morning, your lordship,' he said, manically. He leaned back and pulled out a mangled cigar. 'Got a light?'The Patrician opened his eyes.'Ah, Captain Vimes. And what happens now?'Vimes grinned. Funny, he thought, how I never feel really alive until someone tries to kill me. That's when you notice that the sky is blue. Actually, not very blue right now. There's big clouds up there. But I'm noticing them.'We wait for one more shot,' he said. 'And then we run for proper cover.''I appear . . . to be losing a lot of blood,' said Lord Vetinari.'Who would have thought you had it in you,' said Vimes, with the frankness of those probably about to die. 'What about you, Carrot?'

Thomas Moran Cliffs of the Upper Colorado river

2009-05-05T01:42:00.001-07:00

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not right?'
'Don't know . . . maybe it's the gonne smell . . .'
'Nah. That started off here. The gonne was kept here for years.'
'Right. OK. Well, we've got a name. It might mean something to Carrot—'
Angua trotted down the stairs.
' 'Scuse me . . .' said Gaspode.
'Yes?'
'How can you turn back into a woman again?'
'I just get out alley, which indeed they reached, but it lacked certain important features that it had included when they were last there. Most notable of these was Angua's uniform, but there was also a world shortage of Foul Ole Ron.
'Damn.'
They looked at the empty patch of mud.of the moonlight and . . . concentrate. That's how it works.''Cor. That's all?''If it's technically full moon I can Change even during the day if I want to. I only have to Change when I'm in the moonlight.''Get away? What about wolfbane?''Wolfbane? It's a plant. A type of aconite, I think. What about it?''Don't it kill you?''Look, you don't have to believe everything you hear about werewolves. We're human, just like everyone else. Most of the time,' she added.By now they were outside the Guild and heading for the

Edward Hopper Dawn In Pennsylvania

2009-05-04T01:27:00.001-07:00

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'Just me—'
Nobby pointed at the trolls.
'What about them?'
The man spat on the floor.
'Oh, I thought you said people.'
Carrot stuck out his hand automatically and it slammed against Detritus' breastplate.
'OK,' said Nobby, 'let's see what we've got here . . .' He walked fast along the racks, so that everyone else had to run to keep up. with the gravity feed?' he snapped.
'Eh? What you see is what we got, mister.'
Nobby pulled a hunting crossbow from its rack. His skinny arms twanged as he hauled on the cocking lever.
'Sold the bolts for this thing?''What's this?''Er—''Don't know, eh?''Sure . . . it's . . . it's . . .''A triple-stringed 2,000lb carriage-mounted siege crossbow with the double-action windlass?''Right.''Isn't this a Klatchian reinforced crossbow with the goat-leg cocking mechanism and the underhaft bayonet?''Er . . . yeah?'Nobby gave it a cursory examination, and then tossed it aside.The rest of the Night Watch looked on in astonishment. Nobby had never been known to wield any weapon beyond a knife.'Have you got one of those Hershebian twelve-shot bows

Mark Spain After Hours

2009-04-29T00:10:00.000-07:00

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was considered moronic even by city troll standards. But that was simply because his brain was naturally optimized for a temperature seldom reached in Ankh-Morpork even during the coldest winter . . .
Now his brain was nearing its ideal temperature of operation. Unfortunately, this was pretty close to a troll's optimum point of And in the Guild's main hall the master butcher Gerhardt Sock was staggering around in circles. This was because Cuddy's boots were planted on his chest. The dwarf was hanging
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death.Part of his brain gave some thought to this. There was a high probability of rescue. That meant he'd have to leave. That meant he'd become stupid again, as sure as10-3(Me/Mp)a6aG – N = 10N.Better make the most of it, then.He went back to the world of numbers so complex that they had no meaning, only a transitional point of view. And got on with freezing to death, as well. Dibbler reached the Butchers' Guild very shortly after Cuddy. The big red doors had been kicked open and a small butcher was sitting just inside them rubbing his nose.'Which way did he go?''Dat way.'

Henri Matisse Open Window Collioure

2009-04-28T00:18:00.000-07:00

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woof,' said Gaspode, his traitor tail wagging.
'I see you've got a lady friend, anyway,' said Carrot, patting him on the head and then absent-mindedly wiping his hand on his tunic.
'And, my word, what a splendid bitch,' he said. 'A Ramtop wolfhound, if I'm any judge.' He stroked Angua in a vague friendly way. 'Ohstale biscuit noisily, 'goes a very nice boy. Simple, but nice.'
'Yes, he is simple, isn't he?' said Angua. 'That's what I first noticed about him. He's simple. And everything else here is complicated.'
'He was making sheep's eyes at you earlier,' said Gaspode. 'Not that I've got anything against sheep's eyes, mind you. If they're fresh.'
'You're disgusting.', well,' he said. 'This isn't getting any work done, is it?''Woof, whine, give the doggy a biscuit,' said Gaspode.Carrot stood up and patted his pockets. 'I think I've got a piece of biscuit here – well, I could believe you understand every word I say . . .'Gaspode begged, and caught the biscuit easily.'Woof, woof, fawn, fawn,' he said.Carrot gave Gaspode the slightly puzzled look that people always gave him when he said 'woof instead of barking, nodded at Angua, and carried on towards Scoone Avenue and Lady Ramkin's house.'There,' said Gaspode, crunching the

William Blake Jacob's Ladder

2009-04-27T00:32:00.001-07:00

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'About the recruits, sarge. Something they've got to take?' Carrot prompted.
Sergeant Colon rubbed his nose. Let's see . . . they had, as per standing orders, taken and signed for one shirt (mail, chain) one helmet, iron and copper, one breastplate, iron (except in the case of Lance-Constable Angua, who'd need to be fitted special, and Lance-Constable Detritus, who'd signed for a hastily adapted piece of armour which had once belonged to a he'd ever get to an oath was something like 'bugger this for a game of soldiers'.
'All right, then,' he said. 'You've all, er, got to take the oath . . . eh . . . and Corporal Carrot will show you how. Did you take the, er, oath when you joined us, Carrot?'
'Oh, yes, sarge. Only no-one asked me, so I gave war elephant), one truncheon, oak, one emergency pike or halberd, one crossbow, one hourglass, one short sword (except for Lance-Constable Detritus) and one badge, office of, Night Watchman's, copper.'I think they've got the lot, Carrot,' he said. 'All signed for. Even Detritus got someone to make an X for him.''They've got to take the oath, sarge.''Oh. Er. Have they?''Yes, sarge. It's the law.'Sergeant Colon looked embarrassed. It probably was the law, at that. Carrot was much better at this sort of thing. He knew the laws of Ankh-Morpork by heart. He was the only person who did. All Colon knew was that he'd never taken an oath when he joined, and as for Nobby, the best

Pop art guitar player

2009-04-24T00:08:00.001-07:00

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was the sound of hammering from across the street. A man was nailing something on his door. He glanced around in terror, saw Magrat, and darted inside.
What he had “I’m Weaver the thatcher.”
“And you know who I am?”
“Miss Garlick?”
“Come on, let me in!”
“Are you alone, miss?”
“Yes.”
The crack widened to a Magrat width.
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There was one candle alight in the room. Weaver backed been nailing on the door was a horseshoe.Magrat tied the horse firmly to a tree and slid off its back. There was no reply to her knocking.Who was it who lived here? Carter the weaver, wasn’t it, or Weaver the baker?“Open up, man! It’s me, Magrat Garlick!”There was something white beside the doorstep.It turned out to be a bowl of cream.Again, Magrat thought of the cat Greebo. Smelly, unreli-able, cruel and vindictive—but who purred nicely, and had a bowl of milk every night.“Come on! Open up!”After a while the bolts slid back, and an eye was applied to a very narrow crack.“Yes?”“You’re Carter the baker, aren’t you?”

Apple Tree with Red Fruit

2009-04-22T23:43:00.000-07:00

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might not have been the best-informed girl in the world, but she wasn’t stupid. She was at the door and through it just as the breakfast tray hit the wall.
Magrat sat down on the bed with her head in her hands.
She didn’t want to do.
She dressed herself in her commoner’s clothes for the
‘ last time, and let herself out and down the back stairs to the
widdershins tower and the room where Diamanda lay
Magrat had instructed Shawn to keep a good fire going
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in the grate, and Diamanda was still sleeping, peacefully, the unwakeable sleep.be queen. Being a queen was like being an actor, and Magrat had never been any good at act-ing. She’d always felt she wasn’t very good at being Magrat, if it came to that.The bustle of the pre-nuptial activities rose up from the town. There’d be folkdancing, of course—there seemed to be no way of preventing it—and probably folksinging would be perpetrated. And there’d be dancing bears and comic jug-glers and the greasy pole competition, which for some rea-son Nanny Ogg always won. And bowling-with-a-pig. And the bran tub, which Nanny Ogg usually ran; it was a brave man who plunged his hand into a bran tub stocked by a witch with a broad sense of humor. Magrat had always liked the fairs. Up until now.Well, there were still some things she could

Pop art why are you still here

2009-04-21T00:18:00.000-07:00

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You’ve come to call her, haven’t you? Let me see your hands.”
It wasn’t a request, it was a command. Diamanda found her hands moving of their own accord. Before she could pull them back the old Terry Pratchett
who’ll listen.” Granny Weatherwax’s eyes seemed to lose their focus.
“When you’re lonely, and people around you seem too stupid for words, and the world is full of secrets that no one’ll tell you ... “woman had grabbed them and held them firmly; her skin felt like sacking.“Never done a hard day’s work in your life, have you?” said Granny, pleasantly. “Never picked cabbages with the ice on ‘em, or dug a grave, or milked a cow, or laid out a corpse.”“You don’t have to do all that to be a witch!” Diamanda snapped.“Did I say so? And let me tell you something. About beautiful women in red with stars in their hair. And proba-bly moons, too. And voices in your head when you slept. And power when you came up here. She offered you lots of power, I expect. All you wanted. For free.”Diamanda was silent.“Because it happened before. There’s always someone111

Leroy Neiman Resting Lion

2009-04-20T00:07:00.001-07:00

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he’s heavy. We could’ve done with young Magrat up here.”
“No. Flighty,” said Granny Weather-wax. “Head easily turned.”
“Nice girl, though.”
“But soppy. She thinks you can lead your life as if fairy stories work and folk songs are really true. Not that I don’t wish her every It took a while for letters to get as far as the Archchancellor. The post tended to be picked up from the University gates by anyone who happened to be passing, and then left lying on a shelf somewhere or used as a pipe lighter or a book-mark or, in the case of the Librarian, as bedding.
This one had only taken two days, and was quite intact apart from a couple of cup rings and a bananary fingerprint. It arrived on the table along with the other post while the faculty were at breakfast. The Dean opened it with a spoon.
“Anyone here know where Lancre is?” he said.
“Why?” said Ridcully, looking up sharply.happiness.”“Hope she does all right as queen,” said Nanny.“We taught her everything she knows,” said Granny Weatherwax.“Yeah,” said Nanny Ogg, as they disappeared into the bracken. “D’you think . .. maybe . .. ?”“What?”“D’you think maybe we ought to have taught her every-thing we know?”“It’d take too long.”“Yeah, right.”

Pop art chuck berry on pink

2009-04-17T00:55:00.000-07:00

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Magrat waited, and then tried the knocker.
After a few seconds Shawn opened the door. He was red in the face and had a powdered wig on back to front.
“Yeeeuss?” he drawled, and tried to look like a butler.
“You’ve . “You just keep movin’ slow and leave it to me.”
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He ran on ahead and flung open some double doors—
“Meeeyisss Magraaaaat Garrrrrli-ick!”
l and scurried toward the next set of doors.
still got your helmet on under the wig,” said Magrat helpfully.Shawn deflated. His eyes swiveled upward.“Everyone at the haymaking?” said Magrat.Shawn raised his wig, removed the helmet, and put the wig back. Then he distractedly put the helmet back on top of the wig.“Yes, and Mr. Spriggins the butler is in bed with his trouble again,” said Shawn. “There’s only me, miss. And I’ve got to get the dinner started before I’m off ‘ome because Mrs. Scorbic is poorly.”“You don’t have to show me in,” said Magrat. “I do know the way.”“No, it’s got to be done proper,” said Shawn

Vincent van Gogh Roses

2009-04-16T00:38:00.000-07:00

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dared to swivel his eyes sideways. Although the second figure rising from the hole was also wearing a filthy robe, there was no mistaking the paintbrush hairstyle.
He tried to say "Urn?"
"Shut up, "The Turtle Moves?" he ventured.
The knife was withdrawn, with obvious reluctance.
"I don't trust him," said the man. "We should shove him down the hole at least."
"Brutha's one of us," said Urn.you," said the other man, pressing the knife to his throat."Brutha?" said Urn. "You're alive?"Brutha moved his eyes from his captor to Urn in a way which he hoped would indicate that it was too soon to make any commitment on this point."He's all right," said Urn."All right? He's a priest!""But he's on our side. Aren't you, Brutha?"Brutha tried to nod, and thought: I'm on everyone's side. It'd be nice if, just for once, someone was on mine.The hand was unclamped from his mouth, but the knife remained resting on his throat. Brutha's normally careful thought processes ran like quicksilver.

Claude Monet Spring 1880

2009-04-15T00:27:00.001-07:00

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gateway to the labyrinth was wide open. The Ephebians had never seen the point of stopping people entering. Up a short side-tunnel the guide for the first sixth of the way slumbered on a bench, a candle guttering beside him. Above his alcove hung the bronze bell that would-be traversers of the maze used to summon him. Brutha slipped past.
"Brutha?"
"Yes, lord?"
"Lead the way through the labyrinth. I know you can."
"Lord-”. .
He let his sleeping mind take control. The way through the labyrinth unrolled in his head like a glowing wire .
. . . diagonally forward and right three and-a-half paces, and left sixty-three paces, pause two secondswhere a steely swish in the darkness suggested that one of the guardians had devised something that won him a prize-and up three steps . . .
I could run forward, he thought. I could hide"This is an order, Brutha," said Vorbis, pleasantly.There is no hope for it, Brutha thought. It is an order."Then tread where I tread, lord," he whispered. "Not more than one step behind me.""Yes, Brutha.""If I step around a place on the floor for no reason, you step around it too.""Yes, Brutha."Brutha thought: perhaps I could do it wrong. No. I took vows and things. You can't just disobey. The whole world ends if you start thinking like that .

Thomas Kinkade NASCAR THUNDER

2009-04-14T01:18:00.000-07:00

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Trampling the infidel," said Brutha.
"Not my basic intention, but no doubt some trampling could have been arranged. Or a swan, I thought. Something impressive. Three years later, I wake up and it turns out I've been a tortoise. I mean, you don't get much , the part that could remember exactly what being a tortoise for three years had been like, whispered: no. You have to. If you want to be up there again. He's stupid and gormless
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"When did you start think-when did you remember all this?" said Brutha, who found the phenomenon of forgetting a strange and fascinating one, as other men might find the idea of flying by flapping your arms."About two hundred feet above your vegetable garden," said Om, "which is not a point where it's fun to become sapient, I'm here to tell you.""But why?" said Brutha. "Gods don't have to stay tortoises unless they want to!""I don't know," lied Om.If he works it out himself I'm done for, he thought. This is a chance in a million. If I get it wrong, it's back to a life where happiness is a leaf you can reach.lower." Careful, careful . . . you need his help, but don't tell him everything. Don't tell him what you suspect.Part of him screamed: I'm a god! I don't have to think like this! I don't have to put myself in the power of a human!But another part

Andy Warhol Dollar Sign 1981

2009-04-14T01:09:00.000-07:00

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. Away to one side-port or starboard or one of those directions-a school of flying fish broke the surface in an attempt to escape the attentions of some dolphins. Brutha stared at the gray shapes as they zigzagged under the keel in a world where they never had to count at all
"Ah, Brutha," said Vorbis. "Feeding the fishes, I see."
"No, lord," said Brutha. "I'm being sick, lord."
He turned.
There was "Lord, I wish I wasn't a sailor at all," said Brutha. He felt the box trembling as Om bounced around inside.
"Kill him! Find something sharp! Push him overboard!"
"Come with us to the prow, Brutha," said Vorbis. "There are many interesting things to be seen, according to the captain."
The captain gave the frozen smirk of those caught between a rock and a hard place. Vorbis could always supply both.Sergeant Simony, a muscular young man with the deadpan expression of the truly professional soldier. He was standing next to someone Brutha vaguely recognized as the number-one salt or whatever his title was. And there was the exquisitor, smiling."Him! Him!" screamed the voice of the tortoise."Our young friend is not a good sailor," said Vorbis."Him! Him! I'd know him anywhere!"

John Constable Salisbury Cathedral from the Meadows

2009-04-13T00:28:00.000-07:00

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seeing,' he said.
I taught you everything I know.
'I am thinking,' said Coin, 'that you do not know enough.'
Ingrate! Who gave you your destiny?
'You did,' said the boy. He raised his head.
'I realise He slithered away, and bumped into Hakardly. The old wizard was standing like a statue, with his mouth open.
'What'll happen?' said Rincewind.
'He'll never beat it,' said Hakardly hoarsely. 'It's his. It's as strong as him. He's got the power, but it knows how to channel it.'
'You mean they'll cancel each other out?'
'Hopefully.'that I was wrong,' he added, quietly.Good -'I did not throw you far enough!'Coin got to his feet in one movement and swung the staff over his head. He stood still as a statue, his hand lost in a ball of light that was the colour of molten copper. It turned green, ascended through shades of blue, hovered in the violet and then seared into pure octarine.Rincewind shaded his eyes against the glare and saw Coin's hand, still whole, still gripping tight, with beads of molten metal glittering between his fingers.

George Bellows Polo Crowd

2009-04-10T00:07:00.000-07:00

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realised he was talking to himself.
Nijel let go of the sword.
Conina , and added, 'Son of Harebut the-’
'Mighty,' said Nijel. Rincewind gaped a bit, and then shrugged.
'Well, whoever,' he conceded. 'Anyway, this is Conina. Which is rather a coincidence, because you'll be interested to know that her father was mmph.'
Conina, without turning her gaze, had extended a hand and held Rincewind's face in astepped forward.'Oh, no,' said Rincewind, but it was far too late. The world had suddenly separated into two parts - the bit which contained Nijel and Conina, and the bit which contained everything else. The air between them crackled. Probably, in their half, a distant orchestra was playing, bluebirds were tweeting, little pink clouds were barrelling through the sky, and all the other things that happen at times like this. When that sort of thing is going on, mere collapsing palaces in the next world don't stand a chance.'Look, perhaps we can just get the introductions over with,' said Rincewind desperately. 'Nijel-’'- the Destroyer-’ said Nijel dreamily.'All right, Nijel the Destroyer,' said Rincewind

Edward Hopper Les Pont Royal

2009-04-09T01:35:00.000-07:00

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man surrounded by three young women. He wore a purple robe interwoven with gold thread; they, as far as Rincewind could see, demonstrated that you could make six small saucepan lids and a few yards of curtain netting go a long way although - he shivered - not really far enough.
The man appeared to be writing. He glanced up at them.
'I suppose added.
'Really, how tiresome,' said the fat man, and clapped a pair of hands so heavy with rings that the sound was more of a clang. Two guards stepped forward smartly and cut the bonds, and then the whole battalion melted away, although Rincewind was acutely conscious of dozens of dark eyes watching them from the surrounding foliage. Animal instinct told him that, while he now appeared to be alone with the man and Conina, any aggressive moves on his part would suddenly make the world a sharp and painful place. He tried to radiate tranquillity and total friendliness. you don't know a good rhyme for "thou"?' he said peevishly.Rincewind and Conina exchanged glances.'Plough?' said Rincewind. 'Bough?''Cow?' suggested Conina, with forced brightness.The man hesitated. 'Cow I quite like,' he said, 'Cow has got possibilities. Cow might, in fact, do. Do pull up a cushion, by the way. Have some sherbet. Why are you standing there like that?''It's these ropes,' said Conina.'I have this allergy to cold steel,' Rincewind

Alfred Gockel Moved By The Music V

2009-04-08T00:16:00.000-07:00

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There was no analogy for the way in which Great A'Tuin the world turtle moved against the galactic night. When you are ten thousand miles long, your shell pocked with meteor craters and frosted with comet ice, there is absolutely nothing you can realistically be like except yourself.
So Great A'Tuin swam slowly through the interstellar deeps like the largest turtle there has ever been, carrying on its carapaceIt was pointy, of course, with a wide floppy brim, but after disposing of these basic details the designer had really got down to business. There was gold lace on there, and pearls, and bands of purest vermine, and sparkling Ankhstones[1], and some incredibly tasteless sequins, and - a dead giveaway, of course - a circle of octarines.
Since they weren't in a strong magical field at the moment they weren't glowing the four huge elephants that bore on their backs the vast, glittering waterfall-fringed circle of the Discworld, which exists either because of some impossible blip on the curve of probability or because the gods enjoy a joke as much as anyone.More than most people, in fact.Near the shores of the Circle Sea, in the ancient, sprawling city of Ankh-Morpork, on a velvet cushion on a ledge high up in the Unseen University, was a hat.It was a good hat. It was a magnificent hat.

Pablo Picasso Bread and Fruit Dish on a Table

2009-04-07T01:05:00.000-07:00

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them,” Mr. Brooks moved his hands graphically,
and Magrat leaned forward, “all among the combs, the
drones all hummin’, and all the time they can sense one
another, ‘cos they can tell, see, and then they spots one
another and—“
“Yes? Yes?” said Magrat, leaning forward.
“Slash! Stab!”
Magrat hit her head on the wall of the hut.
“Can’t have more’n one queen in very short row of trembling girls.
“What’s your name, girl?”
“Magenta Frottidge, ma’am.”
“I bet that’s not what your mum calls you?”
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Rene Magritte Woman Bathing

2009-04-06T00:46:00.001-07:00

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Death reached down calmly and picked up a complicated-looking spindle as it pinwheeled towards his feet. It had been bent into a right-angle. Miss Flitworth peered around him.
‘What happened?’
I THINK THE ELLIPTICAL CAM HAS GRADUALLY SLID UP THE BEAM SHAFT AND CAUGHT ON THE FLANGE REBATE. WITH DISASTROUS RESULTS.
Death stared defiantly at the grey watchers. One by one, they began to disappear.
He picked up the pocket of his Bill Door overall, which he was still wearing underneath.
WHEN MR SIMNEL COMES TO COLLECT THE BITS IN THE MORNING HE
WILL PROBABLY BE LOOKING FOR THIS, he said, and dropped something small and bevelled into her hand.
‘What is it?’
A THREE-EIGHTHS GRIPLEY.
the scythe.AND NOW I MUST GO, he said.Miss FIitworth looked horrified.’What? Just like that?’YES. EXACTLY LIKE THAT. I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.‘And I won’t see you again? I mean -‘OH. YES. SOON. He sought for the right words, and gave up. THAT’S A PROMISE.Death pulled up his robe and reached into

Wassily Kandinsky Squares with Concentric

2009-04-03T00:46:00.000-07:00

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AM SORRY.
There was a pause.
‘Is that you, young Egbert?’
NO. IT IS ME, OLD BILL DOOR.
There was a series of thumps and twanging noises as the top half of the human extricated itself from the IS. ‘I mean your hand, Mr Door.’
Bill Door hesitated, and then put his hand in the young man’s palm. The oil-rimmed eyes glazed for a moment. as the brain overruled the sense of touch, and then the smith smiled.
‘The name’s Simnel. What do you think, eh?’machinery, and turned out to belong to a young man with black curly hair, a black face, black shirt, and black apron. He wiped acloth across his face, leaving a pink smear, and blinked the sweat out of his eyes.‘Who’re you?’GOOD OLD BILL DOOR? WORKING FOR MISS FLITWORTH?‘Oh, yes. The man in the fire? Hero of the hour, I heard. Put it there.’He extended a black hand. Bill Door looked at it blankly. I AM SORRY. I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT A THREE-EIGHTHS GRIPLEY

Joaquin Sorolla y Bastida Sewing the Sail

2009-04-01T00:12:00.000-07:00

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sun was near the horizon.
The shortest-lived creatures on the Disc were mayflies, which barely make it through twenty-four hours. Two of the oldest zigzagged aimlessly over the waters of a trout stream, discussing history with some younger members of the evening hatching.
‘You don’t get the kind of sun now that you used to get, ‘ said one of them.
‘You’re right there. We had proper sun in the good old hours. It were all yellow. None of this red stuff.’
‘It were higher, too.’
‘It was. You’re right.’
‘And nymphs and larvae showed you a bit of respect.’
‘They.’And there was a cow.’ ‘That’s right! You’re right! I remember that cow! Stood right over there for, oh, forty, fifty minutes. It was brown, as I recall.’ ‘You don’t get cows like that these hours.’
‘You don’t get cows at all.’
‘What’s a cow?’ said one of the hatchlings.
‘See?’ said the oldest mayfly triumphantly.’That’s modern did. They did,’ said the other mayfly vehemently. ‘I reckon, if mayflies these hours behaved a bit better, we’d still be having proper sun.’The younger mayflies listened politely.‘I remember, ‘ said one of the oldest mayflies, ‘when all this was fields, as far as you could see.’The younger mayflies looked around.‘It’s still fields,’ one of them ventured, after a polite interval.‘I remember when it was better fields,’ said the old mayfly sharply.‘Yeah, ‘ said his colleague

Francois Boucher Are They Thinking About the Grap

2009-03-31T00:25:00.001-07:00

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it that it broke.
‘I tell you before,’ he told the recumbent figure, ‘it trolls like you getting us a bad name. How can we take rightful place in brotherhood of sapient species with defective trolls like you letting side down alter time?’
He reached through the hole and pulled Victor out bodily.
‘Thanks, Rocksignals with his hands and eyebrows. ‘It’s absolutely true! You’re absolutely right, Rock!’
‘Yeah,’ said one of the trolls behind Rock. ‘I seen them on the clicks. He kissing her and carrying her off the whole time.’
‘Now listen,’ Ginger began.
‘And now we get out of here fast,’ said Rock. ‘This whole ceiling looking very defective to me. Could go at any time.’. Er. There’s Ginger in there, too.’Rock gave him a crafty nudge that bruised a couple of ribs.‘So I see,’ he said. ‘And she wearing very pretty silk neggleliggle. You find nice place to indulge in bit of "What is the health of your parent?" and the Disc move for you, yeah?’ The other trolls grinned.‘Uh, yes, I suppose–‘ Victor began.‘That’s not true at all!’ snapped Ginger, as she was helped through the hole. ‘We weren’t‑‘‘Yes, it is!’ said Victor, making furious

Jean Beraud A Game of Billiards

2009-03-30T00:21:00.000-07:00

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solemnly promise not to do any more meddling in the click,’ said Dibbler gravely. ‘I’m your uncle. I’m family. Is that good enough for you?’
‘Well. All ‘Well, that’s a relief,’ said the troll. He patted them on the heads, forcing their feet a little way into the sand. ‘Thanks very much. Much obliged. Have a nice night,’ he added mournfully.
He watched them walk off hand in hand, and then burst into tears.
In the handlemen’s shed, C.M.O.T. Dibbler stood watching thoughtfully as Gaffer right.’When the fire had died down they raked some of the ashes together for a barbecue at the end‑of‑shooting party, under the stars. The velvet sheet of the night drapes itself over the parrot cage that is Holy Wood, and on warm nights like this there are many people with private business to pursue.A young couple, strolling hand in hand across the dunes, were frightened to near insensibility when an enormous troll jumped out at them from behind a rock waving its arms and shouting ‘Aaaargh!’‘Scared you, did I?’ said Detritus, hopefully.They nodded, white‑faced.

Henri Matisse Still Life with Oranges

2009-03-27T00:13:00.000-07:00

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even people like Cohen the Barbarian get up in the morning thinking, "Oh, no, not another day of crushing the jewelled thrones of the world beneath my sandalled feet."‘
‘Is that what he does?’ said Ginger, interested despite herself.
‘According to the stories, yes.’
‘Why?’ of this. ‘You decided you wanted to be someone?’
‘Don’t be silly. That’s when I decided I was going to be a lot more than just someone.’
She threw the shells towards the sunset and laughed. ‘I’m going to be the most famous person in the world, everyone will fall in love with me, and I shall live forever.’ ‘Search me. It’s just a job, I guess.’ Ginger picked up a handful of sand. There were tiny white shells in it, which stayed behind as it trickled away between her fingers. ‘I remember when the circus came to our village,’ she said. ‘I was ten. There was this girl with spangled tights. She walked a tightrope. She could even do somersaults on it. Everybody cheered and clapped. They wouldn’t let me climb a tree, but they cheered her. That’s when I decided.’ ‘Ah,’ said Victor, trying to keep up with the psychology

Tamara de Lempicka Printemps

2009-03-26T00:25:00.000-07:00

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Dibbler sighed.
‘I think I know what people want,’ he said, ‘and they don’t want to read lots of small writing. They want spectacles!’
‘Because of the small writing?’ said Victor, sarcastically. ‘They want dancing girls! They want thrills! They want elephants! They want people falling off roofs! They want dreams! The world is full of little people with big dreams!you to believe you can make better moving pictures?’ said Silverfish. ‘Anyone can sell sausages! Isn’t that so, Victor?’
‘Well . . . ‘ said Victor, reluctantly. No-one except Dibbler could possibly sell Dibbler’s sausages.
‘There you are, then,’ said Silverfish.
‘The thing is’, said Victor, ‘that Mr Dibbler can even sell sausages to people that have bought ’ ‘What, you mean like dwarfs and gnomes and so on?’ said Victor. ‘No!’ ‘Tell me, Mr Dibbler,’ said Silverfish, ‘what exactly is your profession?’ ‘I sell merchandise,’ said Dibbler. ‘Mostly sausages,’ Victor volunteered. ‘And merchandise,’ said Dibbler, sharply. ‘I only sells sausages when the merchandising trade is a bit slow.’ ‘And the sale of sausages leads

Tom Thomson Woodland Waterfall

2009-03-25T20:39:00.000-07:00

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slander on skilled crude but builders throughout the ages; if the sea had simply been left to pile the wood up it might have done a better job.
And, inside, an, into the diamond-bright morning. He was interested to see that he was still wearing a ghostly image of his ceremonial robe - stained and frayed, but still recognizable as having originally been a dark red plush with gold frogging - even though he was dead. Either your clothes died when you did, he thought, or maybe you just mentally dressed yourself from force of habit.
Habit also led him to the pile of driftwood beside the hut. When. he tried to gather a few sticks, though, his hands passed through them.
He swore. old man had just died. ‘Oh,’ he said. He opened his eyes and looked around the interior of the hut. He hadn’t seen it very clearly for the past ten years. Then he swung, if not his legs, then at least the memory of his legs off the pallet of sea-heather and stood up. Then he went outside

Francois Boucher Venus Consoling Love

2009-03-24T01:20:00.000-07:00

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the tiny shape halfway up the wall of the pyramid, saw it falter.
The rest of broke around him, and he was half-pushed, half-pulled up the sloping wall. Voices like the creak of sarcophagi filled his ears, moaning encouragement.
'Well done, boy,' groaned a crumbling mummy, hauling him bodily on to its shoulder. 'You remind me of me when I was alive. To you, son.'
'Got him,' said the corpse above, lifting Teppic easily the ancestors saw it, too, and as one corpse they knew what to do. Dios could wait. This was family. Teppic heard the snap of the handle under his foot, slid a little, and hung by one hand. He'd got another knife in above him but . . . no, no good. He hadn't got the reach. For practical purposes his arms felt like short lengths of wet rope. Now, if he spreadeagled himself as he slid, he might be able to slow enough . He looked down and saw the climbers coming towards him, in a tide that was tumbling upwards. The ancestors rose up the face of the pyramid silently, like creepers, each new row settling into position on the shoulders of the generation beneath, while the younger ones climbed on over them. Bony hands grabbed Teppic as the wave of edificeers

Titian Sacred and Profane Love

2009-03-23T00:03:00.000-07:00

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few things that so shake belief as seeing, clearly and precisely, the object of that belief. Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.
'Oh, Sod,' moaned Gern.
Dil struck him across the arm.
'Stop that,' he said. 'And come with me.'
'Oh, master, whatever shall we do?'
Dil looked around at the sleeping city. He hadn't the faintest idea.
'We'll go 'There,' he said. 'See, Gern, the sun is coming up!'
They stood and watched it.
Then Gern whimpered, very quietly.
Rising up the sky, very slowly, was a great flaming ball. And it was being pushed by a dung beetle bigger than worlds.to the palace,' he said firmly. 'It's probably a trick of the, of the, of the dark. Anyway, the sun will be up presently.' He strode off, wishing he could change places with Gern and show just a hint of gibbering terror. The apprentice followed him at a sort of galloping creep. 'I can see shadows against the stars, master! Can you see them, master? Around the edge of the world, master!' 'Just mists, boy,' said Dil, resolutely keeping his eyes fixed in front of him and maintaining a dignified posture as appropriate to the Keeper of the Left Hand Door of the Matron Lodge and holder of several medals for needlework.

Wassily Kandinsky Composition VIII

2009-03-20T23:39:00.000-07:00

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clouds passing across it. It was dawning on him that this came under the heading of initiation into ancient craft secrets.
'You mean even the painters change the-' he began.
Dil frowned at him.
'We don't talk about it,' he said.
Gern . What a kingdom. He looked down and saw the soul of the late cat, which was washing itself. When he was alive he'd hated the things, but just now it seemed positively companionable. He patted it gingerly on its flat head. It purred for a moment, and then attempted to strip the flesh from his hand. It was on a definite hiding to nothing there.
He was aware with growing horror that the trio was now discussing a pyramid. His pyramid. It was going to be the biggest one ever. It was going to go on a highly fertile piece of sloping ground on a prime site in the tried to force his features into an expression of worthy seriousness. 'Oh,' he said. 'Yes. I see, master.' The sculptor clapped him on the back. 'You're a bright lad, Gern,' he said. 'You catch on. After all, it's bad enough being ugly when you're alive. Think how terrible it would be to be ugly in the netherworld.' King Teppicymon XXVII shook his head. We all have to look alike when we're alive, he thought, and now they make sure we're identical when we're dead

Jack Vettriano The Tourist Trap

2009-03-20T01:28:00.000-07:00

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The great river was reduced to a lava-like ooze between Ankh, the city with the better address, and Morpork on the opposite bank. Morpork was not a good address. Morpork was twinned with a tar pit. There was not a lot that plains like a toad on a firebrick. And even now, around midnight, the heat was stifling, wrapping the streets like scorched velvet, searing the air and squeezing all the breath out of it.
High in the north face of the Assassins' Guildhouse there was a click as a window was pushed open.
Teppic, who had with considerable reluctance divested himself of some of the heavier of his weapons, took a deep draught of the hot, dead air.
This was it.
This was the night.could be done to make Morpork a worse place. A direct hit by a meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification. Most of the river bed was a honeycomb crust of cracked mud. Currently the sun appeared to be a big copper gong nailed to the sky. The heat that had dried up the river fried the city by day and baked it by night, curling ancient timbers, turning the traditional slurry of the streets into a drifting, choking ochre dust. It wasn't Ankh-Morpork's proper weather. It was by inclination a city of mists and drips, of slithers and chills. It sat panting on the crisping

Vincent van Gogh Red vineyards

2009-03-18T23:06:00.000-07:00

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'These walnuts are damn tough,' said Nanny, spitting one out into her hand. 'I'm going to have to take my shoe off to this one.'
Granny subsided into unaccustomed, troubled silence, and tried to listen to the prologue. The theatre worried her. It had aHwel peered around a pillar and signalled to Wimsloe and Brattsley, who hobbled out into the glare of the torches.
OLD MAN (an Elder): 'What hath befell the land?'
OLD WOMAN (a Crone): ' 'Tis a terror—'
The dwarf watched them for a few seconds from the wings, his lips moving magic of its own, one that didn't belong to her, one that wasn't in her control. It changed the world, and said things were otherwise than they were. And it was worse than that. It was magic that didn't belong to magical people. It was commanded by ordinary people, who didn't know the rules. They altered the world because it sounded better.The duke and duchess were sitting on their thrones right in front of the stage. As Granny glared at them the duke half turned, and she saw his smile.I want the world the way it is, she thought. I want the past the way it was. The past used to be a lot better than it is now.And the band struck up.

Edward Hopper Les Pont Royal

2009-03-17T22:32:00.000-07:00

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the giant growled, and turned around, an arm like a couple of broom handles strung together with elastic and covered with red fur unfolded itself in a complicated motion and smacked him across the jaw so hard that he rose several inches in the air and landed on a table.
By the ?' said Tomjon, grinning.
'It's going to be bloody murder in a minute, my lad!'
Tomjon nodded, and crawled back out into the fray. Hwel heard him thump on the bar counter with something and call for silence.
Hwel put his arms over his head in panic.time that the table had slid into another table and overturned a couple of benches there was enough impetus to start the night's overdue brawl, especially since the big man had a few friends with him. Since no-one felt like attacking the ape, who had dreamily pulled a bottle from the shelf and smashed the bottom off on the counter, they hit whoever happened to be nearest, on general principles. This is absolutely correct etiquette for a tavern brawl.Hwel walked under a table and dragged Tomjon, who was watching all this with interest, after him.'So this is roistering. I always wondered.''I think perhaps it would be a good idea to leave,' said the dwarf firmly. 'Before there's, you know, any trouble.'There was a thump as someone landed on the table above them, and a tinkle of broken glass.'Is it real roistering, do you suppose, or merely rollicking

Pablo Picasso Ambroise Vollard

2009-03-16T23:03:00.000-07:00

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king tried to hunker down, and found he was sinking slightly into the floor. He pulled himself together and drifted upwards. Once a man allowed himself to go native in the ethereal world there would be no hope for him, he felt.
cerebration. He'd never had a Plan before, or at least one that went much further than 'Let's find something and kill it'. And here, sitting in front of him washing itself, was the key.Only close relatives and the psychically inclined, Death had said. There weren't many of either in the castle. The duke qualified under the first heading, but his relentless self-interest made him about as psychically useful as a carrot. As for the rest, only the cook and the Fool seemed to qualify, but the cook spent a lot of his time weeping in the pantry because he wasn't being allowed to roast anything more bloody than a parsnip and the Fool was already such a bundle of nerves that Verence had given up his attempts to get through.A witch, now. If a witch wasn't psychically inclined, then he, King Verence, was a puff of wind. He had to get a witch into the castle. And then . . .He'd got a plan. In fact, it was more than that; it was a Plan. He spent months over it. He hadn't got anything else to do, except think. Death had been right about that. All that ghosts had were thoughts, and although thoughts in general had always been alien to the king the absence of any body to distract him with its assorted humours had actually given him the chance to savour the joys of

Vincent van Gogh Wheat Field with Rising Sun

2009-03-15T22:27:00.000-07:00

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,' said Magrat, wearily. 'I still don't think you quite understand.'
'Well, I'm going to get to the bottom of it,' snapped Granny. She got back on to the stage and pulled aside the sacking curtains.
'You!' she shouted. 'You're dead!'
The , for ordering coal. Coal ordered by this voice would become diamonds.
It apparently belonged to a large fat man who had been badly savaged by a moustache. Pink veins made a map of quite a large city on his cheeks; his nose could have hidden successfully in a bowl of strawberries. He wore a luckless former corpse, who was eating a ham sandwich to calm his nerves, fell backwards off his stool.Granny kicked a bush. Her boot went right through it.'See?' she said to the world in general in a strangely satisfied voice. 'Nothing's real! It's all just paint, and sticks and paper at the back.''May I assist you, good ladies?'It was a rich and wonderful voice, with every diphthong gliding beautifully into place. It was a golden brown voice. If the Creator of the multiverse had a voice, it was a voice such as this. If it had a drawback, it was that it wasn't a voice you could use, for example

Vincent van Gogh Seascape at Saintes-Maries

2009-03-12T23:47:00.000-07:00

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Mort read the names. The first seemed to refer to a nobleman in the Agatean Empire regions. The second was a collection of pictograms that he recognised as originating in Turnwise Klatch.
'Over to you,' Albert sneered. The sooner you get started, the sooner you'll be finished. I'll bring Binky round to the front door.'
'Do my of the thunderclap.
She recognised the walk. He was stalking.
'Mort?' she whispered.
YES?
'Something's happening to you.'
I KNOW, said Mort. 'But I think I can control it.' eyes look all right to you?' said Mort, anxiously.'Nothing wrong with them that I can see,' said Albert. 'Bit red round the edges, bit bluer than usual, nothing special.'Mort followed him back past the long shelves of glass, looking thoughtful. Ysabell watched him take the sword from the rack by the door and test its edge by swishing it through the air, just as Death did, and grinning mirthlessly at the satisfactory sound

Amedeo Modigliani Red Nude

2009-03-12T00:45:00.000-07:00

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But he felt it now for the first time – a sort of longing, not for a place, but for a state of mind, for being just an ordinary felt the same way about other horses which had rather less supernatural lifestyles. He certainly looked impressive compared to the others, which regarded him watchfully. Binky was a real horse – the blisters of the shovel handle on Mort's hands were a testimony to that – and compared to the others he looked more real than ever. More solid. More horsey. Slightly larger than life.
In fact, Mort was on the verge of making an important deduction, and it is unfortunate that he was distracted, as he walked across the yard to the inn's low door, by human being with straightforward things to worry about, like money and sickness and other people. . . .'I shall have a drink,' he thought, 'and perhaps I shall feel better.'There was an open-fronted stable at one side of the main building, and he led Binky into the warm, horse-smelling darkness that already accommodated three other horses. As Mort unfastened the nosebag he wondered if Death's horse

Edvard Munch Nude

2009-03-11T23:48:00.000-07:00

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horses we don't get up here.'
'Oh. Could you help me up, please?'
She put the sword down and pulled aside a breastplate. A thin white face stared back at her.
'First, you'd better tell me why I shouldn't send for the guards anyway,' she said. 'Even being in my bedroom could get you that he couldn't find his voice.
Keli held up the candle and looked at the window.
It was whole. The stone frames were unbroken. Every panetortured to death.'She glared at him.Finally he said, 'Well – could you let my hand free, please? Thank you – firstly, the guards probably wouldn't see me, secondly, you'll never find out why I'm here and you look as though you'd hate not to know, and thirdly. . . .'Thirdly what?' she said.His mouth opened and shut. Mort wanted to say: thirdly, you're so beautiful, or at least very attractive, or \other girl I've ever met, although admittedly I haven't met very many. From this it will be seen that Mort's innate honesty will never make him a poet; if Mort ever compared a girl to a summer's day, it would be followed by a thoughtful explanation of what day he had in mind and whether it was raining at the time. In the circumstances, it was just as well

George Stubbs Whistlejacket

2009-03-11T00:15:00.000-07:00

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neatly folded on a chair by the bed; the chair, he couldn't help noticing, was delicately carved with a skull-and-bones motif.
Mort sat down on the edge of the bed and began to dress, his mind racing.
He easedIt took him a moment to realise that this wasn't a voice in his head, but real human words that had been formed by a mouth and transferred to his ears by a convenient system of air compression, as nature intended. Nature had gone to a lot of trouble for six words with a slightly petulant tone to them. open the heavy oak door, and felt oddly disappointed when it failed to creak ominously.There was a bare wooden corridor outside, with big yellow candles set in holders on the far wall. Mort crept out and sidled along the boards until he reached a staircase. He negotiated that successfully without anything ghastly happening, arriving in what looked like an entrance hall full of doors. There were a lot of funereal drapes here, and a grandfather clock with a tick like the heartbeat of a mountain. There was an umbrella stand beside it.It had a scythe in it.Mort looked around at the doors. They looked important. Their arches were carved in the now-familiar bones motif. He went to try the nearest one, and a voice behind him said:'You mustn't go in there, boy.'

Piet Mondrian Gray Tree

2009-03-09T22:48:00.000-07:00

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fascination as the scenes unfolded in the Great Hall ....
"- in there?"
The voice came from a long way away.
"Mmph 7 "
"Aye said, what do you see in there?" repeated Mrs Whitlow.
"Eh?"
"Aye said, what do -"
"Oh." Granny reeled her mind in, quite confused. The trouble with Borrowing another mind was, you always felt out of place housekeeper very impressed, she wove a future full of keen young men fighting for Mrs Whitlow's ample favours. She also spoke very quickly, because what she had seen in the Great Hall made her anxious to go around to the main gates again.when you got back to your own body, and Granny was the first person ever to read the mind of a building. Now she was feeling big and gritty and full of passages. "Are you all right?" Granny nodded, and opened her windows. She extended her east and west wings and tried to concentrate on the tiny cup held in her pillars. Fortunately Mrs Whitlow put her plaster complexion and stony silence down to occult powers at work, while Granny found that a brief exposure to the vast silicon memory of the University had quite stimulated her imagination. In a voice like a draughty corridor, which made the
"There is another thing," she added.
"Yes? Yes?"

Caravaggio Madonna di Loreto

2009-03-09T01:24:00.000-07:00

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were quite amusing, like Tiger Oil, Maiden's Prayer and Husband's Helper, and one or two of the stoppers smelled like Granny's scullery after she had done some of her secret distillations.
A shape movedbrings you down from the mountains, Esme? And this child - your assistant, perhaps?"
"What's it you're selling, please?" asked Esk. The shape laughed.
"Oh, things to stop things that shouldn't be and help things that should, love," it said. "Let me just close up, my dears, and I will be right with you."
The shape bustled past Esk in a nasal kaleidoscope of fragrances and buttoned up the curtains at the front of the stall. Then the drapes at the back were thrown up, letting in the afternoon sunlight. in the stall's dim recesses and a brown wrinkled hand slid lightly on to hers. "Can I assist you, missy?" said a cracked voice, in tones of syrup of figs, "Is it your fortune you want telling, or is it your future you want changing, maybe?" "She's with me," snapped Granny, spinning around, "and your eyes are betraying you, Hilta Goatfounder, if you can't tell her age." The shape in front of Esk bent forward. "Esme Weatherwax?" it asked. "The very same," said Granny. "Still selling thunder drops and penny wishes, Hilta? How goes it?" "All the better for seeing you," said the shape. "What

Jean Fragonard The Bathers

2009-03-05T23:17:00.000-08:00

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Rincewind peered between someone's legs at Twoflower.
'Do you know what I think's going to happen?' he said, grinning.
'What?'
'I think that when you open the Luggage there's just going to be your laundry in there, that's what I think.'
'Oh dear.'
'I think the Luggage rather enjoys the attention,' said Twoflower, as they began their cautious descent.
'Yes, it probably does it good to get out and meet people,' said Rincewind, 'and now I think it'd do me good to go and order a couple of drinks.''I think the Octavo knows how to look after itself. Best place for it, really.''I suppose so. You know, sometimes I get the feeling that the Luggage knows exactly what it's doing.''I know what you mean.'They crawled to the edge of the milling crowd, stood up, dusted themselves off and headed for the steps. No-one paid them any attention.'What are they doing now?' said Twoflower, trying to see over the heads of the throng.'It looks as though they're trying to lever it open,' said Rincewind.There was a snap and a scream.

Leroy Neiman International Cuisine

2009-03-05T00:11:00.000-08:00

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shadow starts to blot out the distant glitter, and it is blacker than space itself.
From here it also looks a great deal bigger, because space is not really big, it is simply somewhere to be big in. Planets are big, but planets are meant to be big and there is nothing clever about being the right size.
But this shape of the dwarf star, are not focussed on it but at a little patch of space nearby . . .

'Yes, but where are we?' said Twoflower. The shopkeeper, hunched over his table, just shrugged.
'I don't think we're anywhere,' he said. 'We're in a cotangent incongruity, I believe. I could be wrong. The shop generally knows what it's doing.'blotting out the sky like the footfall of God isn't a planet.It is a turtle, ten thousand miles long from its crater-pocked head to its armoured tail.And Great A'Tuin is huge.Great flippers rise and fall ponderously, warping space into strange shapes. The Discworld slides across the sky like a royal barge. But even Great A'Tuin is struggling now as it leaves the free depths of space and must fight the tormenting pressures of the solar shallows. Magic is weaker here, on the littoral of light. Many more days of his and the Discworld will be stripped away by the pressures of reality.Great A'Tuin knows this, but Great A'Tuin can recall doing all this before, many thousands of years ago.The astrochelonian's eyes, glowing red in the light

Arthur Hughes The Long Engagement

2009-03-03T22:02:00.000-08:00

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, so a description is probably not essential. There was absolutely nothing pert about any of them.
Look, they can wear leather if you like.
Herrena wasn't too happy about them, but they were all that was available for hire in Morpork. Many of the citizens were moving out and heading for the hills, out of fear of the new star.Rincewind knew he ought to be panicking, but that was difficult because, although he wasn't aware of it, motions like panic and terror and anger are all to do with stuff sloshing around in glands and all Rincewind's glands were still in his body.
It was difficult to be certain where his real body was, but when he looked down he could see a fine blue line trailing from what for the sake of sanity he would still call his ankle into the blackness around him, and it seemed reasonable to assume that his body was on the other end.
It was not a particularly good body, he'd be the first
But Herrena was heading for the hills for a different reason. Just turnwise and rimwards of the Plains were the bare Trollbone Mountains. Herrena, who had for many years availed herself of the uniquely equal opportunities available to any woman who could make a sword sing, was trusting to her instincts.
This Rincewind, as Trymon had described him, was a rat, and rats like cover. Anyway, the mountains were a long way from Trymon and, for all that he was currently

Andrew Atroshenko Just for Love

2009-03-02T19:38:00.000-08:00

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The Potent Voyager, no longer the blank bronze shell that had been smashed from the mould a few days earlier, rested in its cradle on top of a wooden tower in the centre of the arena. In front of it a railway ran down towards the coincidental that it would also, because of that little twitch in the track, leap like a salmon and shine theatrically in the sunlight before disappearing into the cloud sea.
There was a fanfare of trumpets at the edge of the arena. The chelonauts' honour guard appeared, to much cheering from the crowd. Then the whitesuited explorers themselves stepped out into the light.
It immediately dawned on the Arch-astronomer that something was wrong. Heroes always walked in a certain way, for example. They certainly didn't waddle, and one of the chelonauts was definitely waddling.Edge, where for the space of a few yards it turned suddenly upwards.The late Dactylos Goldeneyes, who had designed the launching pad as well as the Potent Voyager itself, had claimed that this last touch was merely to ensure that the ship would not snag on any rocks as it began its long plunge. Maybe it was merely

Leroy Neiman Carnaval Suite Passistas

2009-03-01T22:28:00.000-08:00

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Besides, the wench was not uncomely.
"The third test?" she said.
"Am I to be whirligigs of silver filigree. The other was plugged straight into his libido. Both produced tallies that pleased him mightily.
As she raised a hand and proffered a glass of wine she smiled, and said, "I think not."

"He didn't attempt to rescue you," Rincewind pointed out as a last resort.weaponless again?" said Hrun.Liessa reached up and removed her helmet letting the coils of red hair tumble out. Then she unfastened the brooch of her robe. Underneath, she was naked.As Hrun's gaze swept over her his mind began to operate two notional counting machines. One assessed the gold in her bangles, the tiger-rubies that ornamented her toe-rings, the diamond spangle that adorned her navel, and two highly individual

Leroy Neiman 18th at Harbourtown

2009-02-27T22:52:00.000-08:00

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wizard of the fifteenth grade, his optic nerves had long since become attuned to seeing into levels and dimensions far removed from common reality, and were therefore somewhat inefficient at observing the merely mundane. (Duringhad appeared to others to be eight-faceted and eerily insectile.) Besides, since hefollowed by half a dozen Riders. Would this be the opportunity? Perhaps here was the key to break the deadlock, the key to the throne of the Wyrmberg. It was rightfully hers, of course; but tradition said that only a man could rule the Wyrmberg. That irked Liessa, and when she was angry the Power flowed stronger and the dragons were especially big and ugly. was now suspended in the narrow space between the living world and the dark shadow-world of Death he could survey the whole of Causality itself. That was why, apart from a mild hope that this time his wretched daughter would get herself killed, he did not devote his considerable powers to learning more about the three travellers galloping desperately out of his realm.Several hundred yards away, Liessa was in a strange humour as she strode down the worn steps that led into the hollow heart of the Wyrmberg

Leroy Neiman Casino

2009-02-27T22:51:00.000-08:00

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What?" said Twoflower.
Rincewind stopped. "Look," he snapped. "Just don't argue. Come on."
"It looks "What are they doing now?" asked the old man.
The young woman glanced at the scrying glass. "Heading rimwards at speed," she reported. "By the way - they’ve still got that box on legs."
The old man chuckled, an oddly disturbing sound alright," said Twoflower. "Just a bit underpopulated that's all...""Yes," said Rincewind. "Odd, isn't it? Come on!" There was a noise high above them, like a strip of leather being slapped on a wet rock. Something glassy and indistinct passed over Rincewind's head, throwing up a cloud of ashes from the fire, and the pig carcass took off from the spit and rocketed into the sky.It banked to avoid a clump of trees, righted itself, roared around in a tight circle, and headed hubwards leaving a trail of hot pork-fat droplets.

Jack Vettriano The Railway Station

2009-02-27T00:01:00.000-08:00

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That's the case for some of the gases that contribute to climate change, such as methane and nitrous oxide. But as thousand years," Solomon says.
This is because the oceans are currently soaking up a lot of the planet's excess heat — and a lot of the carbon dioxide put into the air. The carbon dioxide and heat will eventually start coming out of the ocean. And that will take place for many hundreds of years.

Solomon is a scientist with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Her new study looked at the consequences of this long-term effect in terms of sea level rise and drought.Solomon and colleagues suggest in a new study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of science, it is not true for the most abundant greenhouse gas: carbon dioxide. Turning off the carbon dioxide emissions won't stop global warming."People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years. What we're showing here is that's not right. It's essentially an irreversible change that will last for more than a

Thomas Kinkade Seaside Hideaway

2009-02-26T19:40:00.000-08:00

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were, tied up all his spell-retention cells. In his darker moments Rincewind had come up with his own explanation as to why even minor spells refused to stay in his head for more than a few seconds.
They were scared, he decided.
"Um-" he repeated.
"A small one would do," said Druellae, watching him curl his lips in A frenzy of anger and emberrassment. She signalled, and a couple of he-dryads closed in.
The spell chose that moment to vault into the temporarily-abandoned saddle of Rincewind's consciousness. He felt it sitting of the dryads were also backing away. What had he done? Something terrible, apparently.
But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him. He backed away, ducked there, leering defiantly at him."I do know a spell," he said wearily."Yes? Pray tell," said Druellae.Rincewind wasn't sure that he dared, although the Spell was trying to take control of his tongue. He fought it."You said you could read my mind," he said indistinctly. "Read it."She stepped forward, looking mockingly into his eyes.Her smile froze. Her hands raised protectively, she crouched back. From her throat came a sound of pure terror.Rincewind looked around. The rest

Unknown Artist Venice Grand Canal

2009-02-25T21:43:00.000-08:00

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That's great," Rincewind took a deep breath. "look," he said desperately, "let's eat somewhere else. There's been a bit of a fight down below.
"A tavern brawl? Why didn't you wake me up?"
"Well, you see, I - what?"
"I thought I made myself clear this morning, Rincewind. I want to see genuine slave market, not all dockside talk?" And now, to the wizard's astonishment, Twoflower was almost pleading.
"Oh, yeah. We have them all right," said Rincewind hurriedly. He pictured them in his mind, and recoiled from the thought.the Whore Pits, the Temple of Small Gods, the Beggars' Guild... and a genuine tavern brawl." A faint note of suspicion entered Twoflower's voice. "You do have them, don't you? You know, people swinging on chandeliers, swordfights over the table, the sort of thing Hrun the Barbarian and the Weasel are always getting involved in. You know - excitement."Rincewind sat down heavily on the bed."You want to see a fight?" he said."Yes. What's wrong with that?""For a start, people get hurt.""Oh, I wasn't suggesting we get involved. I just want to see one, that's all. And some of your famous heroes. You do have some, don't you? It's

Vincent van Gogh Road with Cypress and Star

2009-02-24T23:14:00.000-08:00

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tinkled, and every bird in the great room shrieked, and Lyra's ears rang.
But she was equal to it.
"That's why I love you best," she said to lofur Raknison, "because you're passionate and strong as well as clever. And I just miles away to spy for you, or keep me here by your side, whichever you like. And I'd help you lead the bears to capture Bolvangar, if you like, and make them create more daemons for your favorite bears; or if you'd rather be the only bear with a daemon, we could destroy Bolvangar forever. We could do anything, lofur Raknison, you and me together!"had to leave him and come and tell you, because I don't want him ruling the bears. It ought to be you. And there is a way of taking me away from him and making me your daemon, but you wouldn't know what it was unless I told you, and you might do the usual thing about fighting bears like him that've been outcast; I mean, not fight him properly, but kill him with fire hurlers or something. And if you did that, I'd just go out like a light and die with him.""But you-how can-""I can become your daemon," she said, "but only if you defeat lorek Byrnison in single combat. Then his strength will flow into you, and my mind will flow into yours, and we'll be like one person, thinking each other's thoughts; and you can send me

Leonardo da Vinci St John the Baptist

2009-02-23T22:59:00.000-08:00

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identified with this story because I was given an expensive pair of jeans for a birthday a few years back. While I appreciated the gift and wore them gratefully, I had no idea that they were expensive until someone (some months later) saw study and subsequent report as I have a fascination in this area; the value we place on labels. Having worked with a broad socio-economic cross-section of people over the last two and a half decades has given me a great opportunity to observe ’shopping behaviour’ and the rationale behind those purchases first hand.
Like my client who would never buy a pair of shoes unless the label and complimented me on owning a pair of that particular brand of jeans. I nearly fell over. Of all the things to be complimented on, the brand of my jeans wasn’t high on my list. I was amazed that they could be impressive to someone. To me, they were simply one of the five (or so) pairs that I owned. No better or worse than any of my other ($50) jeans.What Logic?I was extremely interested in Wallace’s

Claude Monet The Luncheon

2009-02-22T22:48:00.000-08:00

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one lucky thing was that it was coming from the direction opposite to the one in which the gray goose had flown. But that was the only comfort. Very soon it was visible, and a murmur of excitement went around the crowd. Its fat sleek silver form drifted over the avenue of lights, and its own lights blazed downward from the nose and were roaring, and snow was swirling up from the ground, and the faces of passengers showed in the cabin windows.
Lyra looked, and there was no mistake. Pantalaimon clutched at her, became a wildcat, hissed in hatred, because looking out with curiosity was the beautiful dark-haired head of Mrs. Coulter, with her golden daemon in her lap.the cabin slung beneath the body.The pilot cut the speed and began the adjusting the height. Lyra realized what the stout mast was for: of course, it was a mooring mast. As the adults ushered the children inside, with everyone staring back and pointing, the ground crew clambered up the ladders in the mast and prepared to attach the mooring cables. The engines

Leroy Neiman Amphitheatre at Rivera

2009-02-20T22:07:00.000-08:00

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A door opened in the building a few yards away, and an anbaric light came on overhead, swiveling to find them, like a searchlight.
Lyra's captor thrust her forward like a trophy, without letting go, and said something. The figure in the padded coal-silk and spat as he circled past on swift wings.
"I see," said the man in a tone of satisfaction, as Pantalaimon returned to Lyra's shoulder.
The Samoyed men were looking expectant, and the man from Bolvangar nodded and took off a mitten to reach into a pocket. He took out a drawstring purse and counted out a dozen heavy coins into the hanorak answered in the same language, and Lyra saw his features: he was not a Samoyed or a Tartar. He could have been a Jordan Scholar. He looked at her, and particularly at Pantalaimon.The Samoyed spoke again, and the man from Bolvangar said to Lyra, "You speak English?""Yes," she said."Does your daemon always take that form?"Of all the unexpected questions! Lyra could only gape. But Pantalaimon answered it in his becoming a falcon, and launching himself from her shoulder at the man's daemon, a large marmot, which struck up at Pantalaimon with a swift movement unter's hand.

William Blake The Descent of Christ

2009-02-19T22:43:00.000-08:00

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paid us to allow them to set up stations in our lands, and they treated us with courtesy." "What is this Dust?"
"It comes from the sky. Some say it has always been there, some say it is newly falling. What is certain is that when people become aware of it, a great fear comes over them, and they'll stop at nothing to discover what it is. But it is not the goose. "But tell us this: do you know anything more about these Dust hunters? What do they do at this Bolvangar?"
"They have put up buildings of metal and concrete, and some underground chambers. They burn coal spirit, which they bring in at great expense. We don't know what of any concern to witches.""And where are they now, these Dust hunters?" "Four days northeast of here, at a place called Bolvangar. Our clan made no agreement with them, and because of our longstanding obligation to you, Farder Coram, I have come to show you how to find these Dust hunters."Farder Coram smiled, and John Faa clapped his great hands together in satisfaction."Thank you kindly, sir," he said to

Salvador Dali Corpus Hypercubus

2009-02-18T21:36:00.000-08:00

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Over the next few days, Lyra concocted a dozen plans and dismissed them impatiently; for they all boiled down to stowing away, and how could you stow away on a narrowboat? To be sure, the real voyage would involve a proper ship, and she knew enough stories to expect all kinds of hiding places on a full-sized vessel: the , , watching as he made his choice of the volunteers for the fighting force. She pestered Roger van Poppel with suggestions about the stores they needed to take: Had he remembered snow goggles? Did he know the best place to get arctic maps?
The man she most wanted to help was Benjamin de Ruyter, the hold, the bilges, whatever they were; but she'd have to get to the ship first, and leaving the fens meant traveling the gyptian way.And even if she got to the coast on her own, she might stow away on the wrong ship. It would be a fine thing to hide in a and wake up on the way to High Brazil.Meanwhile, all around her the tantalizing work of assembling the expedition was going on day and night. She hung around Adam Stefanski

Edward Hopper Les Pont Royal

2009-02-18T00:16:00.000-08:00

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and set 'em free. From what we know, there might be some fighting to do. It won't be the first time, nor it won't be the last, but we never had to fight yet with people who kidnap children, and we shall have to be uncommon cunning. But we en't going to come back without our kids. Yes, Dirk Vries?"his feet, and called for wine and bade me swab the floor."
By the end of the fourth repetition of the story Lyra was perfectly convinced she did remember it, and even volunteered details of the color of Mr. Coulter's coat and the cloaks and furs hanging in the closet. Ma Costa laughed.
And whenever she was alone, Lyra took out the alethiome-ter and pored over it like a lover with a picture of the beloved
A man stood up and said, "Lord Faa, do you know why they captured them kids?"
"We heard it's a theological lights showed that the place was crammed, John Faa and Farder Coram came out on the platform and sat behind the table. John Faa didn't have to make a sign for silence; he just put his great hands flat on the table and looked at the people below, and the hubbub died.
"Well," he said, "you done what I asked. And better than I hoped. I'm a going to call on the heads of the six families now to come up here and give over their gold and recount their promises. Nicholas Rokeby, you

Joseph Mallord William Turner Caernarvon Castle

2009-02-16T23:35:00.000-08:00

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What do men want in a woman? Brains? Beauty? Vacuuming prowess?
Researchers at the University of Iowa find that men increasingly are interested in intelligent, educated women who are 2008 rounded out their top traits with "dependable character" and "emotional stability, maturity." Men ranked intelligence fourth, a big jump from 11th place in 1939; in addition, "good financial prospect" moved to 12th place in 2008, a shift from its low 17th-place ranking in 1939 and last-place ranking in 1967.
"This is a generation of men who has grown up with educated financially stable — and chastity isn't an issue.The findings are part of a study, conducted every decade since 1939, which asks participants to rank a list of 18 characteristics they would want in a partner on a scale ranging from "irrelevant" to "essential." Included are such items as "sociability" and "good cook, housekeeper," as well as "mutual attraction and love," which came in first place for both men and women in 2008. (In 1939, it wasn't in the top three for either sex.)Male and female participants in

Thomas Kinkade yankee stadium

2009-02-16T01:20:00.000-08:00

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Where's Roger?" she demanded.
"I en't seen him. He'll be for it, too. Ooh, when Mr. Cawson catches him-"
Lyra ran to the "Lyra, we all care about Roger-"
"You don't, else you'd all stop work and go and look for him right now! I hate you!"
"There could be a dozen reasons why Roger en't turned up. Listen to sense. We got kitchen and thrust her way into the hot, clangorous, steaming bustle."Where's Roger?" she shouted."Clear off, Lyra! We're busy here!""But where is he? Has he turned up or not?"No one seemed interested."But where is he? You must've heard!" Lyra shouted at the chef, who boxed her ears and sent her storming away.Bernie the pastry cook tried to calm her down, but she wouldn't be consoled."They got him! Them bloody Gobblers, they oughter catch 'em and bloody kill 'em! I hate 'em! You don't care about Roger-"

Pablo Picasso Crucifixion

2009-02-15T19:18:00.000-08:00

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Retiring Room was ready for the Scholars' poppy and wine after dinner. Lyra darted to the oak wardrobe, opened it, and hid inside, pulling the door shut just as the Steward entered. She had no fear for Pantalaimon: the room was , who had twice beaten her.
Lyra heard a tiny whisper; obviously Pantalaimon had squeezed in beside her.
"We're going to have to stay here now. Why don't you listen to me?"
She didn't reply until the Steward had left. It was his job to supervise the waiting at the high table; she could hear the Scholars coming into the hall, the murmur of voices, the shuffle of feet.somber colored, and he could always creep under a chair.She heard the Steward's heavy wheezing, and through the crack where the door hadn't quite shut she saw him adjust the pipes in the rack by the smoking stand and cast a glance over the decanters and glasses. Then he smoothed the hair over his ears with both palms and said something to his daemon. He was a servant, so she was a dog; but a superior servant, so a superior dog. In fact, she had the form of a red setter. The daemon seemed suspicious, and cast around as if she'd sensed an intruder, but didn't make for the wardrobe, to Lyra's intense relief. Lyra was afraid of the Steward

Frida Kahlo Self Portrait with Loose Hair

2009-02-12T23:04:00.000-08:00

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remaining zeppelin. Withdraw and wait for full daylight, no doubt, and fly high enough to scan the edge of the forest over a wide area, so he could see when Lee and Grumman broke cover.
The osprey daemon Sayan Kotor awoke, and stretched her great wings above where Lee was sitting. Hester looked up and turned her head this way and that, looking at the mighty daemon with each golden eye in turn, and a what happened to the zeppelins during the night. Pack what you want to carry, and come away now."
Lee rubbed his jaw. The most valuable things he owned were also the moment later the shaman himself came out of the tent."Busy night," Lee remarked."A busy day to come. We must leave the forest at once, Mr. Scoresby. They are going to burn it."Lee looked around incredulously at the soaking vegetation and said, "How?""They have an engine that throws out a kind of naphtha blended with potash, which ignites when it touches water. The Imperial Navy developed it to use in their war with Nippon. If the forest is saturated, it will catch all the more quickly.""You can see that, can you?""As clearly as you saw

Francois Boucher The Rest on the Flight into Egypt

2009-02-12T00:48:00.000-08:00

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So what’s the deal? Are cases like this simply oversights, or is it Google policy not to subject its advertisers to the same scrutiny that the rest of the web undergoes? A Google spokesman responded to this question in typical form, saying "ad network and in our search results. As such, we've removed this site from our ad network."
Us? We're not totally convinced. It seems like there's more Google could be doing more to insure that its advertisers aren't trying to hurt its users, and that it ought to be performing those checks before it hosts the ads.
Let us know what you think in the comments section.
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Ford Madox Brown The Coat of Many Colors

2009-02-11T00:12:00.000-08:00

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got up.
Will leaned forward and snatched the alethiometer from the little table, thrust it into his pocket, and darted back through the window. As soon as he was on the grass in Cittagazze he felt in the air for those elusive edges, calming his mind, breathing slowly, conscious all the time that only feet away there was horrible danger.
Then came a withdrawn just in time. That gave Will the moment he needed to seize the edges of the window and press them shut.
His own world had vanished, and he was alone in the moonlit parkland in Cittagazze, panting and trembling and horribly frightened.
But now there was Lyra to rescue. He ran back to the first windowscreech, not human, not animal, but worse than either, and he knew it was that loathsome monkey. By that time he'd gotten most of the window closed, but there was still a small gap at the level of his chest. And then he leaped back, because into that gap there came a small furry golden hand with black fingernails, and then a face—a nightmare face. The golden monkey's teeth were bared, his eyes glaring, and such a concentrated malevolence blazed from him that Will felt it almost like a spear.Another second and he would have been through, and that would have been the end. But Will was still holding the knife, and he brought it up at once and slashed left, right, across the monkey's face—or where the face would have been if the monkey hadn't

Paul Gauguin Tahitian Women On the Beach

2009-02-06T00:48:00.000-08:00

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assume that this song refers to drug use, especially since the capitalized words in the title start with the same letters used to denote a particular hallucinogenic drug. However, John Lennon stated that the origins of the title come fromschool. At the time, I thought it was a beautiful love song about longing for someone else. Well, it is … but the person singing is actually a perv! These lines give him away: “Oh I watch you there through the window and I stare at you
a drawing that his son did of his friend, Lucy. The title of the picture was “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” so John used that for his song. Whether the actual meaning behind the song is about drug use is debatable, but the title itself is not meant to refer to an LSD trip.6. “Crash into Me,” Dave Matthews BandI’m pretty sure I put this song on a mix CD I made for a crush my sophomore year of high . You wear nothing but you wear it so well.” How did I miss the peeping tom aspect

Andy Warhol Ingrid with Hat

2009-02-05T20:56:00.000-08:00

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Your friend, he ain' afraid of Specters?"
"Will en't afraid of anything," Lyra said. "Nor'm I. What you scared of cats for?"
"You don't know about cats?" the oldest boy said incredulously. "Cats, they got the devil in them, all right. You got to kill every cat you see. They bite you and put the devil in you too. And what was you doing with that big pard?"
She realized a hand and grabbed a fistful of air, crowing, "I got one now!"
"They can't hurt you," one of the boys said. "So we can't hurt them, all right."
"And there's always been Specters in this world?" said Lyra.
"Yeah," said one boy, but another said, "No, they came a long time ago. Hundreds of years."
"They came because of the Guild," said the third.
"The what?" said Lyra.he meant Pantalaimon in his leopard shape, and shook her head innocently."You must have been dreaming," she said. "There's all kinds of things look different in the moonlight. But me and Will, we don't have Specters where we come from, so we don't know much about 'em.""If you can't see 'em, you're safe," said a boy. "You see 'em, you know they can get you. That's what my pa said, then they got him.""And they're here, all around us now?""Yeah," said the girl. She reached out

Leroy Neiman Bistro Garden

2009-02-05T00:27:00.000-08:00

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creating an online encyclopedia.
Typically, the facts are contentious, as a glance at the interminable history of the Wikipedia entry on Wikipedia will by Bomis to work on a professional online encyclopedia called Nupedia, built on the traditional model of editing by experts. Wikipedia was conceived as a way of quickly building Nupedia content – "wiki" is Hawaiian for quick.
Sanger was firmly planted on the accuracy side of Wikipedia's accuracy vs access debate, and he has made it a mission to prove to the world that there is a better way. These days, he is the man behind Citizendiumattest. Wales shares the credit with Larry Sanger, a website editor who also has an interest in philosophy – but he shares it reluctantly. The two have been involved in a long-running dispute over exactly who came up with the idea for creating a Wikipedia community. Wales sniffily highlights how Sanger was in fact only a hired help, employed ,

Leroy Neiman Khemosabi

2009-02-04T23:24:00.000-08:00

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herself; there were mysteries enough without imagining more.
The other way in which this Oxford differed from hers was in the vast numbers of people swarming on every sidewalk, in and out of every building; people of every sort, women dressed like men, Africans, even a group of Tartars meekly following their leader, all neatly dressed and hung about with little black cases. She glared at them fearfully at first, taking the measure of this mock-Oxford, she felt hungry and bought a bar of chocolate with her twenty-pound note. The shopkeeper looked at her oddly, but he was from the Indies and didn't understand her accent, perhaps, although she asked very clearly. With the change she bought an apple from the Covered Market, which was much , because they had no daemons, and in her world they would have been regarded as ghasts, or worse.But (this was the strangest thing) they all looked fully alive. These creatures moved about cheerfully enough, for all the world as though they were human, and Lyra had to concede that human was what they probably were, and that their daemons were inside them as Will's was.After wandering about for an hour

Leroy Neiman The Brooklyn Bridge

2009-02-03T21:55:00.000-08:00

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Partly, aye. There was a time when he thought of making it an issue of force, but he turned away from that."
"Why? Was the Church too strong?"
"No," said the "I think he's a-waging a higher war than that. I think he's aiming a rebellion against the highest power of all. He's gone a-searching for the dwelling place of the Authority Himself, and he's a-going to destroy Him. That's what I think. It shakes my heart to voice it, ma'am. I hardly dare think of it. But I can't put together any other story that makes sense of what he's doing."
Serafina sat quiet for a few moments, absorbing old servant, "that wouldn't stop my master. Now this might sound strange to you, Serafina Pekkala, but I know the man better than any wife could know him, better than a mother. He's been my master and my study for nigh on forty years. I can't follow him to the height of his thought any more than I can fly, but I can see where he's a-heading even if I can't go after him. No, it's my belief he turned away from a rebellion against the Church not because the Church was too strong, but because it was too weak to be worth the fighting.""So… what is he doing?"

Claude Monet Vetheuil In Summer

2009-02-03T01:12:00.000-08:00

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Internet is. The current laissez-faire system has a remarkable ability to encourage privately run networks to voluntarily strike deals that benefit everyone, expanding capacity of the larger Internet while allowing everyone to connect to everyone else. In the rare instances where part of the Net does break down, as in the recent fight Dan Hesse at the Quadrangle Group's Media Conference. While the legal battle continues for now, the two men talked on the phone just before Thanksgiving. Both sides say they hope to reach an amicable solution.
Odds are, they will. In the end, fighting between big backbones benefits neither side.between Cogent and Sprint, the market provides overwhelming incentives to repair the breach quickly.A permanent solution to this feud seems likely. A few weeks after the three-day shutdown, Cogent's Schaeffer ran into Sprint Chief Executive

Thomas Moran Monterey Coast

2009-02-02T19:41:00.000-08:00

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would all be restored to their proper relations with one another, and Lyra's Oxford and Will's would lie over each other again, like transparent images on two sheets of film being moved closer and closer until they merged, although, and Will and Lyra's little cafe. A long search through the captain's telescope had shown no signs of life whatsoever, but John Faa planned to take half a dozen armed men ashore just in case.
They wouldn't get in the way, but they were there if they were needed.
They ate a last meal together, watching the darkness fall. Will said goodbye to the captain and his officers, and to John Faa and Farder Coram. He had hardly seemed to be aware of them, and they saw him more clearly than he saw them: they saw they would never truly touch.At the moment, however, they were a long way apart, as far as Lyra had had to travel from her Oxford to Cittagazze. Will's Oxford was here now, just a knife cut away. It was evening when they arrived, and as the anchor splashed into the water, the late sun lay warmly on the green hills, the terracotta roofs, that elegant and crumbling waterfront

Andy Warhol Knives black and white

2009-02-01T18:46:00.000-08:00

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her, or a bird? Or was he somewhere else entirely with the other daemon, and with Lyra not on his mind at all? "'"'
The sun was warm now, and she was soon dry. She dressed in ,c Mary's loose shirt again and, seeing some flat stones by the bank, , and sat up, reaching for the knife.
"Safe," she said, looking away. "And they washed our clothes, too, or Dr. Malone did. I'll get yours. They're nearly dry..."
She passed them in through the curtain of leaves and sat with her back to him till he was dressed.went to fetch her own clothes to wash them. But she found that someone had already done that: hers and Will's, too, were laid over the springy twigs of a fragrant bush, nearly dry.Will was stirring. She sat nearby and called him softly."Will! Wake up!""Where are we?" he said at once

Jack Vettriano The Runaways

2009-01-22T00:02:00.000-08:00

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long as a horse basking in the very middle of the road (the wheeled creatures divided to ride on either side of it, and it took no notice at all).
The sun was high in the sky when they began to slow down.
And in the air, unmistakable, was the salt smell of the sea. The road was rising toward a bluff, and presently they were on, and Will and Lyra were happy to walk among the hay-scented, grass-warm creatures who trundled beside them. One or two had gone on ahead to the top of the rise, and the children, now that they no longer had to concentrate on hanging on, were able to watch how they moved, and admire the grace and power with which they propelled moving no faster than a walk.Lyra, stiff and sore, said, "Can you stop? I want to get off and walk."Her creature felt the tug at the bridle, and whether or not he understood her words, he came to a halt. Will's did, too, and both children climbed down, finding themselves stiff and shaken after the continued jolting and tensing.The creatures wheeled around to talk together, their trunks moving elegantly in time with the sounds they made. After a minute they moved

Salvador Dali Figure at a Window

2009-01-21T00:08:00.000-08:00

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net and cut it through in a matter of moments. The second net fell useless to the ground, and then Will leapt at Iorek, feeling with his left hand, cutting with his right. The great bear stood motionless as the boy darted here and there over his vast body, cutting, freeing, clearing the way.
"Now go!" Will down again at once, for not only Iorek Byrnison but a regiment of his bears were making directly for them. Just in time Lyra tucked her head down, and then Iorek bounded over them, roaring orders to his hears to go left, go right, and crush the enemy between them.
Lightly, as if his guns were no use, and the Gallivespians were among them in a moment, each warrior springing from his insect's back, finding a hand, an arm, a bare neck, and plung-: ing his spur in before leaping back to the insect as it wheeled and skimmed past again. They were so quick it was almost impossible to follow. The soldiers turned and fled in panic, their discipline shattered.

Pablo Picasso Don Quixote

2009-01-20T01:27:00.000-08:00

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The sergeant, ma'am, over there by the large crate, he's got the keys. But I daren't ask him, ma'am, I'm sorry."
"Oh well," she said with a pretty sigh of regret. "Thank you anyway."
Lord Roke heard hand in the thick fleece of her coat, until he reached the hem at the level of her knees. There he clung and looked around.
They had rigged a floodlight, which made the wet rocks glisten brilliantly. But as he looked down, casting around for shadows, he saw the glare begin to swing sideways in a gust of wind. He heard a shout, and the light went out abruptly.
He dropped to the ground at once and sprang through the dashing sleet toward the sergeantbooted feet moving away over rock, and then she whispered: "You heard about the keys?""Tell me where the sergeant is. I need to know where and how far.""About ten of my paces away. To the right. A big man. I can see the keys in a bunch at his waist.""No good unless I know which one. Did you see them lock the manacles?""Yes. A short, stubby key with black tape wound around it."Lord Roke climbed down hand over

Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema In the Tepidarium

2009-01-18T21:28:00.000-08:00

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order to see the sraf and at once they'd seen the problem and made a short tube of bamboo, fixing the amber-colored plates at each end like a telescope. This spyglass was tucked in her breast pocket, and she took it out now. When she looked through it, she saw those drifting golden sparkles, the sraf, the Shadows, Lyra's Dust, like a vast cloud of , out from the land toward the sea.
Well, that was curious. Securing herself to one of her fixed ropes, she crawled out along a horizontal branch, looking closely at all the flower heads she could find. And presently she began to see what was happening. She watched and waited till she was perfectly sure, and then began the careful, lengthy, strenuous process of climbing down.tiny beings floating through the wind. For the most part they drifted randomly like dust motes in a shaft of sunlight, or molecules in a glass of water.For the most part.But the longer she looked, the more she began to see another kind of motion. Underlying the random drifting was a deeper, slower, universal movement

Jack Vettriano The Unorthodox Approach

2009-01-16T00:46:00.000-08:00

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Tialys might have done then wasn't hard to see, for he was ablaze from head to foot with a passionate anger, shaking with it; but he didn't have time to move before a voice spoke behind Lyra, and they both felt a chill fall over them. Lyra her again, to her warm throat and the strong pulse of her heart.
Lyra clutched him to her and faced the death directly. She couldn't remember what he'd said, and out of the corner of her eye, she could see Tialys quickly preparing the lodestone resonator, busy.
"You're my death, en't you?" she said.
"Yes, my dear," he said.
"You en't going to take me yet, are you?"turned around, knowing what she'd see and dreading it despite her bravado.The death stood very close, smiling kindly, his face exactly like those of all the others she'd seen; but this was hers, her very own death, and Pantalaimon at her breast howled and shivered, and his ermine shape flowed up around her neck and tried to push her away from the death. But by doing that, he only pushed himself closer, and realizing it, he shrank back toward

Jack Vettriano Picnic Party

2009-01-15T22:56:00.000-08:00

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work with the hammer once more. Will felt a new layer of complexity added to his task, because he had to hold the new piece in a precise relation with both the previous two, and he understood that only by doing that accurately could he help Iorek couldn't hold it in his full consciousness together with all the others, then the knife would simply fall apart as if Iorek had never begun.
The bear sensed this, too, and paused before he began heating the last piece. He lookedmend it.So the work continued. He had no idea how long it took; Lyra, for her part, found her arms aching, her eyes streaming, her skin scorched and red, and every bone in her body aching with fatigue; but still she placed each stone as Iorek had told her, and still the weary Pantalaimon raised his wings readily and beat them over the flames.When it came to the final join, Will's head was ringing, and he was so exhausted by the intellectual effort he could barely lift the next branch onto the fire. He had to understand every connection, or the knife would not hold together. And when it came to the most complex one, the last, which would affix the nearly finished blade onto the small part remaining at the handle, if he

Francois Boucher The Toilet of Venus

2009-01-15T00:46:00.000-08:00

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was so slight, such a delicate kind of a balance, that the faintest thought or wish could tip it one way or the other...And it meant you, Will, it meant what you wished or thought, only it didn't say what would be a good thought or a bad one.
"Then... it said yes," she She jumped up at once, and Will went with her.
The moon was brilliant, the path a track of scumbled footprints in the snow, the air cutting and cold. Both of them felt brisk and hopeful and alive. They didn't talk till they were well away from the cave.
"What else did it say?" Will said.
"It said some things I didn't understand then and I still don't understand nowsaid, her eyes flashing at the spies. "It said yes, do it, repair the knife."Iorek looked at her steadily and then nodded once.Tialys and Salmakia climbed down to watch more closely, and Lyra said, "D'you need more fuel, Iorek? Me and Will could go and fetch some, I'm sure."Will understood what she meant: away from the spies they could talk.Iorek said, "Below the first spur on the track, there is a bush with resinous wood. Bring as much of that as you can."

Edvard Munch Puberty 1894

2009-01-14T00:49:00.000-08:00

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and on the foredeck of the vessel, a bright flower of flame suddenly bloomed, and the people cried out in alarm. The flame sped into the air, rising higher and coming closer and shedding sparks and smoke, and then fell with a great splash of fire near the gun. Men cried and scattered, and some ran in flames to the water's edge and plunged in, to be swept along and out of sight in the current.
Will found a man close by who looked like a teacher, and said:
"Do you speak English?", they can't fire...”
The commander of the boat brought the vessel's head around and moved in toward the shore. Many people cried out in alarm and despair, especially when another great bulb of flame burst into being on the foredeck, and some of those with rifles fired a shot or two and turned to flee; but this time the bears didn't launch the fire, and soon the vessel moved broadside "Yes, yes, indeed...”"What is happening?""The bears, they are attacking, and we try to fight them, but it is difficult, we have only one gun, and...”The fire thrower on the boat hurled another gout of blazing pitch, and this time it landed even closer to the gun. Three big explosions almost immediately afterward showed that it had found the ammunition, and the gunners leapt away, letting the barrel swing down low."Ah," the man lamented, "it's no good

Andy Warhol Brooklyn Bridge

2009-01-13T21:27:00.000-08:00

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Will considered what to do. When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don't take are snuffed out like candles, as if they'd never existed. At the moment all Will's choices existed at once. But to keep them all in existence meant doing nothing. He had to choose, after all.
"We'll go back down the mountain," he said. "We'll go to that lake. There might be something there I can use. And I'm getting thirsty anyway. I'll take the way I think it is and you can guide me if I go wrong."
It was only when lost, this was so welcome that he felt his heart leap almost with joy.
of the day before, but a smaller, duller sensation. It felt as if it were healing. His father had done that. The witches' spell had failed, but his father had healed him.
He moved on down the slope, cheered.
It took three hours, and several words of guidance, before he came to the little blue lake. By the time he reached it, he was parched with thirst, and in the baking sun the cloak was he'd been walking for several minutes down the pathless, rocky slope that Will realized his hand wasn't hurting. In fact, he hadn't thought of his wound since he woke up.He stopped and looked at the rough cloth that his father had bound around it after their fight. It was greasy with the ointment he'd spread on it, but there was not a sign of blood; and after the incessant bleeding he'd undergone since the fingers had been

Camille Pissarro Boulevard Montmarte

2009-01-12T22:08:00.000-08:00

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My father sends me with prayers for your goodwill," she said.
"Greetings, child," said Mrs. Coulter.
The girl was carrying a bundle wrapped in faded cotton, which she laid at Mrs. Coulter's feet. Then she held out a little hunch of flowers, a dozen or so anemones bound with a cotton thread, and began to speak in a rapid, nervous voice. Mrs. Coulter understood some of the language of these mountain people, but it would never do to let them know how much. So she smiled and motioned to the girl to close her lips and to watch their two daemons. The It was that which made the villagers afraid. Was this other being Mrs. Coulter's master, or her servant? Did she mean harm? Why was she there in the first place? Were they going to stay long? Ama conveyed these questions with a thousand misgivings.
A novel answer occurred to Mrs. Coulter as the daemon's understanding filtered into hers. She could tell the truth. Not all of it, naturally, but some. She felt a little quiver of laughter at the idea, but kept it out of her voice as she explained:golden monkey was holding out his little black hand, and Ama's butterfly daemon was fluttering closer and closer until he settled on a horny forefinger.The monkey brought him slowly to his ear, and Mrs. Coulter felt a tiny stream of understanding flow into her mind, clarifying the girl's words. The villagers were happy for a holy woman, such as herself, to take refuge in the cave, but it was rumored that she had a companion with her who was in some way dangerous and powerful.

Jack Vettriano The Twilight Zone

2009-01-12T00:44:00.000-08:00

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Skip wine with dinner. If he likes to wind down with a drink, make sure his last cocktail is at least 3 hours before bed. Alcohol relaxes the throat, which makes snoring worse, says Thorpy. * Get help. If he has tried everything and still feels exhausted during the day or is falling asleep during work (or while driving!), have your husband checked for -noise machine to muffle the din.) A man is more likely to stick with sleep treatment if his wife shares his bed, finds a study from Rush University.
Grandparentssleep apnea, a condition in which breathing is blocked for seconds at a time. The disorder prevents the body from getting enough oxygen during sleep and raises the risk of heart attacks and strokes. Your husband is also more likely to have high blood pressure and erectile dysfunction if he has sleep apnea. * Don't banish him to the couch. It's tempting, but even if he has severe snoring or apnea, try to nod off next to him. (Use earplugs or a white

Johannes Vermeer Young Woman with a Water Jug

2009-01-11T23:06:00.000-08:00

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you've ever made love on a set of stairs, you're already aware of someof the incredible positions you can come up with. Here's a romantictechnique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up thatparticular flight the same way again.Here's her your first reason.Now you may enter your woman. After about thirty seconds, she's goingto push herself up to the next step. When she does, you must give heryour next reason. Then you may take a step up, enter her again andcontinue.Your woman can have as many orgasms as she likes, but YOU must waituntil she is perched at the top of the staircase before you can have yours.Only then have you successfully climbed Aphrodite's Ladder.What You Need:One flight of stairs.Here's How You Do It:Get your woman naked. You, too.Have your woman sit on the second stair from the bottom (this may varydepending on your respective heights, but the second stair usually worksbest).You remain standing at the bottom of the staircase. Lean forward andplace your hands on either side of your woman, like you're doing aninclined push-up.Prepare to enter you woman. Before you do, though, you must tell herthe following:"On each of these steps is one of the reasons that I love you. Wheneveryou like, move up another step and I will give you another reason. I loveyou because..." and then give

Sung Kim Escape

2009-01-11T23:04:00.000-08:00

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Here's a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As itgrows in popularity, there could be a movement to change theagain as fast as you can. If you're applying the rightamount of pressure to her clitoris, you'll probably hear a little poppingsound when you open your mouth.This one may take some practice. But, done correctly, it can easilyproduce one leg-quivering orgasm after another. stateslogan to, "The Land Of 10,000 Lays."Here's What You Need:A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.Here's How You Do It:Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bentand legs slightly apart.Lie down on your stomach, perpendicular to your woman. Your headshould be positioned sideways above her vagina.Using your thumb and forefinger, pull back the skin that hides the clitoris.Moisten your lips and press them against both sides of her clitoris,drawing it into your mouth.Gently roll your lips inward, covering your teeth. At the same time raiseyour head until her clitoris comes out from between your lips.Repeat again and

Andy Warhol Mao Red

2009-01-09T20:55:00.000-08:00

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This is a great way to find find just the right angle to stimulate her G-spot.Here's What You Need:Just the two of you.Here's How You Do It:Get your woman naked. You, too.Have her sit on the edge of the bed with her legs apart.With you standing, enter your woman.Have her bend her knees, letting her feet rest on your stomach.As The cooling sensation of peppermint has never been put to better usethan in this technique. Your woman will love it.Here's What You Need:One glass of peppermint schnapps.Here's How You Do It:Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bentand legs slightly apart.Pour a small amount of schnapps into your woman's navel.Dip the tip of your tongue into the schnapps and trace small circlesaround one of your woman's nipples. Blow on it to accentuate the coolfeeling.Do the same thing to her other nipple.Again, dip your tongue into the pool of schnapps you've poured into hernavel. Run your tongue along both sides of her vagina and gently blow.Pleasure your woman orally, pausing to reapply the schnapps to yourtongue.you continue thrusting, tell your woman to "walk" up your chest,placing one foot in front of the other.As she does this, you'll stimulate different areas of her vagina. It's up toyour woman to determine exactly where she should be on "the wall" toachieve an indescribable orgasm.

Andy Warhol Camouflage orange yellow blue

2009-01-07T23:07:00.000-08:00

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The euro bought about $1.44, retreating from a peak near $1.4440, and 164.80 yen, off Monday's high at about 165.50 yen.
Against the Japanese unit, the dollar fetched 114.48 yen, slightly below late New York levels.
"With the market seeing a 25 basis point rate cut by the Fed this week as a done deal, players feel comfortable selling the dollar," said a trader at a big Japanese bank.the MSCI index climbed 2.5 percent to a second straight record closing high, bringing total gains this year to 48 percent -- more than triple the gains for MSCI's main world equity index.
EARNINGS EYEDmajor currencies as investors held their fire
Safe-haven government bonds were little changed ahead of the Fed meeting, with the yield on the benchmark Japanese 10-year bonds up just half a tick at 1.61

Jack Vettriano The Letter

2009-01-06T23:14:00.000-08:00

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losing money. The very simple prescription for this is called a Stop Loss Order. Brokers hate them and will discourage you from entering them. Why? Because it means he will have to watch your account because if a stop order is not properly and timely executed he must pay it out of his pocket.
Brokerage houses do not company than they do in commissions from you because if they ever encourage selling it means they will not get a chance to handle an Initial Public Offering (IPO) for that company. Suppose they did have a stop protection policy for customers and they then had an IPO that came out at $30 per share, but instead of going up it went down. The customers would not lose more than $3 or $4 per share because of their protective stops, but the house would then teach brokers how to use this simple method to protect capital. The house does not want to become known that it will sell a company's stock when it turns weak. The brokerage company makes more in good will from the poor performing

Jack Vettriano Sailor Boys

2009-01-05T22:37:00.000-08:00

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he put a thousand questions to his big brother: was it the food good? Was Daddy very severe? And Mummy?
"Oh, Mummy is so kind!" said the little ones.
And they asked him questions in their turn: what was he going to do on earth? What was he bringing?
"I am bringing three illnesses," said the little brother.
"Scarlatina, who were hurrying to meet somebody. At the same time, there was a great noise, as if thousands of invisible doors were being opened at the end of the galleries.
"What's the matter?" asked Tyltyl.
"It's Time," said one of the Blue Children. "He's going to open the doors." whooping-cough and measles...." "Oh, that's all, is it?'' cried Tyltyl. He shook his head, with evident disappointment, while the other continued: "After that, I shall leave you!" "It will hardly be worth while coming!" said Tyltyl, feeling rather vexed. "We can't pick and choose!" said the little brother, pettishly. They would perhaps have quarrelled, without waiting till they were on earth, if they had not suddenly been parted by a swarm of Blue Children

Andy Warhol dollar sign black and yellow on red painting

2009-01-04T22:31:00.000-08:00

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The Children at once knew the dear cow in the orchard, the watch-dog at the door, the blackbird in his wicker cage; and everything was steeped in a pale light and a warm and balmy air.
Tyltyl and Mytyl stood amazed. So that was the Land of Memory! What lovely weather it was! And how nice it felt to be there! who are still alive are coming to see us to-day."
And Gaffer Tyl answered:
"They are certainly thinking of us, for I feel anyhow and I have pins and needles in my legs."
"I think they must be quite near," said Granny, "for I see tears of joy dancing before my eyes and..." They at once made up their minds to come back often, now that they knew the way. But how great and they saw, at a few steps from them, Grandad and Granny sitting on a bench, sound asleep. They clapped their hands and called out gleefully: "It's Grandad! It's Granny!... There they are! There they are!" But they were a little scared by this great piece of magic and dared not move from behind the tree; and they stood looking at the dear old couple, who woke up gently and slowly under their eyes. Then they heard Granny Tyl's quavering voice say: "I have a notion that our grandchildren

Swatland early morning on the island

2009-01-02T22:03:00.000-08:00

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world events with. Heck, I even dated a few of them. We still remained friends afterwards. During my sophomore year in guy friend of mine once told me that the guys loved hanging out with me because I could hang out with the guys and still be feminine about it. Not only that, but I have been told (not being conceited here, just stating facts that I was told about me … ) that I am a good friend, always there when
Yet with that being said it still bothered me that I couldn’t maintain a female friend for the fact that most of the ones I met could do nothing but talk makeup/fashion/gossip. I was never big on all of them were like that, but the few that weren’t; I still couldn’t maintain the friendship. I later realized that it had a lot to do with my self esteem. I eventually became more comfortable in my skin, but the yearning for a few close girlfriends increased. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I night with a book and did absolutely nothing. But it just seemed like if I wasn’t hanging out with the guys, I was doing my own thing. Obviously, seeing a chick flick was out of the question for them, so I would see it on my own. Yet, you could always find us out and about town together.

Jack Vettriano Olympia portrait of Zara Philips

2008-12-30T00:33:00.000-08:00

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Hmmmm?" he said. "I said you startled me." "Do not be alarmed, I will not harm you." Arthur frowned at him. "But you shot at us! There were missiles ..." he said. The man chuckled slightly. "An automatic system," he said and gave a small sigh. "in the bowels of the planet tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks. I think concern. "Er, no ... well, yes. Actually you see, we weren't really expecting to find anybody about in fact. I sort of gathered that you were all dead or something ..." "Dead?" said the old man. "Good gracious no, we have but slept." "Slept?" said Arthur incredulously. "Yes, through the economic recession you see," said the old man, apparently unconcerned about whether Arthur understood a word he was talking about or not.they take the occasional pot shot to relieve the monotony." He looked gravely at Arthur know." "Oh ... er, really?" said Arthur, who was beginning to find the man's curious, kindly manner disconcerting. "Oh, yes," said the old man, and simply stopped talking again. "Ah," said Arthur, "er ..." He had an odd felling of being like a man in the act of adultery who is surprised when the woman's husband wanders into the room, changes his trousers, passes a few idle remarks about the weather and leaves again. "You seem ill at ease," said the old man with polite

Lorrain Embarkation of St Paula Romana at Ostia

2008-12-29T23:08:00.000-08:00

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When I talk with other freelancers about outsourcing, the first thing that comes to mind is often the bookkeeping task. Let’s face it: just because you’re a good writer or designer doesn’t mean you’re good with accounting. Even if you’re good at it, you probably don’t enjoy it. If that’s the case, consider hiring an accountant, or a virtual bookkeeper.
There are probably other tasks you can outsource, as well. For example, if I’m proofreading a longer piece. In the last couple of months, I’ve been able to outsource that particular task. In my case, I’ve outsourced this task to my wife, who is a much better proofer than I am.Remember why you chose the
A key part of finding joy in your work is remembering why you chose this line of work. For example, I love the fact that I’m able to make a difference with my writing. A lot of the writing I do is educational; whether it’s writing about on a client’s topic, I try to write things that benefit others. I want to improve their lives with my work.

Chase Florentine Villa

2008-12-28T23:19:00.000-08:00

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Time to relax around the Christmas dinner table with family and friends.
Time to catch up on sleep?
For those who are always looking for an excuse to sleep in, or sleep more, your search is not in vain: According to new research, hours spent sleeping protects against calcium deposits in the coronary arteries -- the deposits responsible for heart attacks.
A study published this week in the Journal of the American Medical Association by Christopher King and colleagues from the University of sleep quantity (hours spent asleep) and calcium build up -- or calcification -- in the arteries that supply the heart muscle with blood.
For each additional hour of sleep, the risk of calcification of the coronary arteries decreased by 33 percent -- an outcome equal to reducing blood pressure by 16 point elevations.
Moreover, the sleep did not change even when the researchers controlled for certain traditional risk factors for heart disease, such as cholesterol, weight and Diabetes.

Church Tamaca Palms

2008-12-25T22:04:00.000-08:00

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He just said: "Drink up." He added, perfectly factually: "The world's about to end." Arthur gave the rest of the On this particular Thursday, something was moving quietly through the ionosphere many miles above the surface of the planet; several somethings in fact, several dozen huge yellow chunky slablike somethings, huge as office buildings, silent as birds. They soared with ease, basking in electromagnetic rays from the star Sol, biding their time, grouping, preparing. The planet beneath them was almost perfectly oblivious of their presence, which was just how they wanted it for the moment. The huge yellow somethings went unnoticed at Goonhilly, they passed over Cape Canaveral without a blip, Woomera and Jodrell Bank looked straight through them - which was a pity because it was exactly the sort of thing they'd been looking for all these years. The only place they registered at all was on a small pub another wan smile. The rest of the pub frowned at him. A man waved at him to stop smiling at them and mind his own . "This must be Thursday," said Arthur musing to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."